George Lucas must have more dead horses on his Skywalker ranch than the stables after the Grand National.
How else could he keep flogging them?
Not content with ruining his own credibility with the Star Wars prequel trilogy and Indiana Jones vs the Aliens, Lucas has announced that he has 2 series worth of scripts ready for his new live action Star Wars TV show. Read More >>>
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George Lucas must have more dead horses on his Skywalker ranch than the stables after the Grand National.
