Internet Users Still Morbidly Interested In Britney Spears
What a week for Britney Spears - a new album, an X Factor appearance and an uncomfortably sobby documentary. And now this. For what appears to be the billionth year on the trot, Britney Spears has been named as the most popular Yahoo search term of the year. Well, technically it was a combination of the search terms 'Is Britney Spears dead yet?', 'Has Britney Spears died?' 'Seriously, is Britney Spears dead or not?' and 'Britney Speerz is funy LOL' but none of those scan as well.
What's most impressive is that Britney Spears managed to beat
Barack Obama to the number one spot, which has to smart given his accomplishments this year. But it's totally his fault - Obama had plenty of chances to put on a pink wig, wander aimlessly through a car park and babble in a British accent in the grip of a full-blown psychiatric meltdown, but instead he chose to become president-elect of America, the big idiot.
The Internet Still Loves Britney Spears
Literally every single aspect of Britney Spears' 2007 has ended up as a painfully embarrassing disaster, but it's not all bad - at least an army of friendless geeks still love her.
Yahoo has just published its top 10 internet searches of 2007, and Britney Spears has come out on top yet again, making her officially bigger than professional wrestling, Saddam Hussein and Fergie out of the Black Eyed Peas. She may be in the middle of her own private hell, but at least by being searched for on Yahoo more than anything else this year, Britney Spears can still take comfort from the fact that she's still popular.
We just wish we had the heart to tell her that most of the searches in full were either for 'Britney Spears' horrible minge,' 'Britney Spears looking like a dick at the MTV awards', 'Britney Spears is a terrible mother' or 'Britney Spears: why?'