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Katie Holmes may well have finally escaped from the clutches of Tom Cruise, if reports in some glossy yank rag are to be believed.
The Star is reporting that the Tomkat experience is over and no longer a thread to the rest of us with their weird placenta eating ways. You can’t really blame them for thinking that though, what with the recent fad for celebrity separations garnering copious column inches in the run up to Christmas.
When you think about it, that’s just plain depressing.
Well, file this one under ‘how the hell did we miss that, even though it broke about a day ago?!’
See, you traipse the internet, you look through all of your sources, talk to people and even read things and yet – we still miss things sometimes. Big things. Things that were basically stories handcrafted for the hallowed pages of hecklerspray. Things that involve both Tom Cruise and Scientology.
Things that involve Tom Cruise, Scientology and the fact that both the person and the religion are being sued by an ex-follower.
How the hell did we miss this?
