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Games Are Killing Your Kids

by Kris Silver

Your children are addicts. Well, not really, but according to Dr Alex Yellowlees of the Priory Hospital in Glasgow they are. But why does Dr Yellowlees believe that your child’s XBOX, PS3 or Wii will violently murder your child and then molest their corpse?

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Not Even Tiger Woods Can Save Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011

by Kris Silver

Tiger Woods is back! You remember him, he’s the one that made golf vaguely interesting for five minutes by having sex with every woman on Earth. Fresh from his stint in rehab for sex addiction, a condition that only seems to affect pro-sportsmen, the golfing god has returned and passed down to us his latest [...]

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Red Dead Redemption Review: Brain Dead Masturbation

by hecklerspray staff

I’m not a gamer. I’ll happily have an evening with a controller and a few beers, but when my thumbs start to blister and my eyes crust over, I rejoin the real world.

Having said that, I’m not lacking that manchildish streak that still gets pants wettingly excited at the prospect of being a cowboy/ pirate/ zombie/ space marine/ Elvis.

You only have to see the average stag do to see grown men, thanks to intoxication and a flimsy excuse, donning the likeness of their particular hero and having a jolly good prance about.

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Hecklerspray at E3 – Snubbed by the Beckhams

by David Schwartz

Victoria Beckham was the last person I expected at a video games conference. Before yesterday, I would have thought the chances of it happening were on a par with Susan Boyle doing kids’ TV and Jordan saying anything out loud that doesn’t immediately make me want to hurl myself under a train. But in she [...]

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Hecklerspray at E3: Rock Band: The Beatles

by David Schwartz

Fancy playing the drums as badly as Ringo Starr? Well, now you can, thanks to a new video game which allows you to sing, strum and drum along to your favourite Beatles tracks – and Octopus’s Garden. The Beatles: Rock Band was officially launched by Sir Paul McCartney and Starr at the start of E3 [...]

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Hecklerspray at E3: Microsoft’s New Motion Controller

by David Schwartz

If your idea of fun is talking to your TV and jumping around your room like an arthritic monkey with an itchy bum then we have some very exciting news. Microsoft has come up with a way to play console games without controllers. Compatible with any Xbox 360 system, the ‘Project Natal’ sensor was finally [...]

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Hecklerspray At E3: Our E3 Predictions

by David Schwartz

This week, erstwhile hecklerspray listmaker extraordinaire David Schwartz has flown out to California to cover the E3 expo. Here’s the first instalment of his E3 diary… Five minutes in LA and I am stalking someone already – Snoop Dogg. He was in the same passport control queue as us and almost made the several days [...]

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New Guns N’ Roses Song To Significantly Lessen Sales Of Rock Band 2

by Shawn Lindseth

Making an entire music album seems like it’d be pretty tough. Not only do you have to make sure the drums are synchronised just right with the rhythm guitar, but you have to keep firing your entire band every time one of them plays a note that will make your brand-new 14-year-old album less than [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Psi Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy

by Ian Dransfield

In a manner not too dissimilar to that of Futurama’s TV chef Elzar, we’re going to take it up a notch here: BAM! The world of free games just welcomed a new son into its midst, one full of psychics, violence, a crap story and some of the best pure fun you can have in [...]

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