Articles tagged with: X-Men
Wolverine – Blu-Ray Review
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Nobody Charged For The Vinnie Jones Destructo-Rampage
Vinnie Jones was glassed in the face at the most inopportune time - he was just about the to start the Merchant Ivory phase of his career. But now that he's had 48 stitches in his face, that's all over. Now we'll never have the pleasure of watching Vinnie Jones starring in would-be classics like Gimme A Room Wiv A Fackin View, 'Owerd's Bleedin' Bellend and Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie's Pictures? I'll Give You A Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie's Pictures Yer Filfy Nonce. Anyway, nobody's been charged for Vinnie Jones' brawl. We could have said that to begin with, really.
Vinnie Jones was glassed in the face at the most inopportune time - he was just about the to start the Merchant Ivory phase of his career. But now that he's had 48 stitches in his face, that's all over. Now we'll never have the pleasure of watching Vinnie Jones starring in would-be classics like Gimme A Room Wiv A Fackin View, 'Owerd's Bleedin' Bellend and Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie's Pictures? I'll Give You A Hullabaloo Over Georgie and Bonnie's Pictures Yer Filfy Nonce. Anyway, nobody's been charged for Vinnie Jones' brawl. We could have said that to begin with, really.
Vinnie Jones Arrested For, Well, Being Vinnie Jones
You may recognise Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut from X-Men 3 - but, whatever you do, you must never actually tell him that. Seriously, don't. There's so much more to Vinnie Jones than being in an X-Men film, like being the mute thug in that John Travolta thriller from seven years ago, or being the ninth male lead in Eurotrip. Honestly, the man is an artist. So don't tell Vinnie Jones that you recognise him from X-Men because, if you do, he'll beat you up until he gets arrested. Which seems to be more or less exactly what happened in South Dakota last week.
You may recognise Vinnie Jones as Juggernaut from X-Men 3 - but, whatever you do, you must never actually tell him that. Seriously, don't. There's so much more to Vinnie Jones than being in an X-Men film, like being the mute thug in that John Travolta thriller from seven years ago, or being the ninth male lead in Eurotrip. Honestly, the man is an artist. So don't tell Vinnie Jones that you recognise him from X-Men because, if you do, he'll beat you up until he gets arrested. Which seems to be more or less exactly what happened in South Dakota last week.
Tom Cruise Causes Sleeper Puns to Take Over the Internet. We’re Not Happy.
Tom Cruise is continuing his run of trying to make people think he's less of a massive mental, religious freak. First he stopped jumping around like a particularly stupid chimp, he stopped going on about Scientology in public - though he did see some of his private video collection released, much to the delight/terror (delete as appropriate) of the general public - and he's seeing some rave reviews flying about for his small role in Tropic Thunder. So what next? Well, it's obvious isn't it? Star in a superhero film, and get someone like Sam Raimi on board to produce. Which is, apparently, what's being pushed for by Tom Cruise and Warner Bros, who own the rights to Sleeper - a short running comic book series from a few years back. Well, Raimi's already on board, but you get the point. And you can't fault the man's logic.
Tom Cruise is continuing his run of trying to make people think he's less of a massive mental, religious freak. First he stopped jumping around like a particularly stupid chimp, he stopped going on about Scientology in public - though he did see some of his private video collection released, much to the delight/terror (delete as appropriate) of the general public - and he's seeing some rave reviews flying about for his small role in Tropic Thunder. So what next? Well, it's obvious isn't it? Star in a superhero film, and get someone like Sam Raimi on board to produce. Which is, apparently, what's being pushed for by Tom Cruise and Warner Bros, who own the rights to Sleeper - a short running comic book series from a few years back. Well, Raimi's already on board, but you get the point. And you can't fault the man's logic.
Wolverine: Now Inexplicably Starring A Bloody Black Eyed Pea
Those X-Men movies, they were OK - but it's blindingly obvious that they missed one vital ingredient.
And that's a mutant with the power to take any song you ever liked and ruin it by lazily babbling a lot of meaningless shit about tits over the top while waving a can of Pepsi Max around. But fear not - that'll all be changed with the new Wolverine prequel movie, because Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas has just signed up for a role.
Rumours that signing Will.i.am up for the Wolverine film is just a ploy to make people think that painting Frasier blue and casting him as a monster in X-Men 3 was a comparatively decent idea are still unconfirmed.
