by Paul Pencott
Odious slit-eyed dolt Matt Cardle has decided to further distance himself from the leagues of likeability this week by joining the ranks of Charlie Sheen, Lee Ryan, David Shayler et al by making dubious comments regarding the circumstances surrounding 9/11. Whilst dodging his destined career as a Wetherspoons deputy-manager, the unflattering-hat enthusiast has stated that: [...]
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by Robin Darke
It’s been a rather eventful for homosexuals this week. It’s been like a bad episode of Big Brother with people coming in and going out. Or like Frankie Cocozzo’s pee-pipe when he visits the GUM clinic. He’s probably had more pricks in there than George Michael has had hot cocks. Zachary Quinto, the World’s hairiest [...]
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