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It’s The X Factor Final Countdown! Eoghan Quigg
Not long now kids. Soon you’ll be able to smash down the door of your local record shop to buy the sound of the X Factor winner destroying Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. So who will be the next person to launch a singing career that will make some industry types richer? We’ve already had a look at how JLS will fare, but today we take a look at one of the more colourful characters of the show. Here’s the X Factor recap for Eoghan Quigg.
Not long now kids. Soon you’ll be able to smash down the door of your local record shop to buy the sound of the X Factor winner destroying Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. So who will be the next person to launch a singing career that will make some industry types richer? We’ve already had a look at how JLS will fare, but today we take a look at one of the more colourful characters of the show. Here’s the X Factor recap for Eoghan Quigg.
It’s The X Factor Final Countdown! JLS
Unlike Strictly Come Dancing, which features vaguely famous people from years gone by, X Factor always introduces us to annoying singing types who’ll no doubt plague us for months until they retreat to a Butlins holiday camp. It’s the X Factor final on Saturday and even though everyone knows that the carbon copy of Leona Lewis will win, we thought we’d just recap it for you anyway. You know, just in case everyone is proved wrong by the funny named weeping leprechaun who’ll flood the studio if he wins. Here’s the X Factor profile for JLS.
Unlike Strictly Come Dancing, which features vaguely famous people from years gone by, X Factor always introduces us to annoying singing types who’ll no doubt plague us for months until they retreat to a Butlins holiday camp. It’s the X Factor final on Saturday and even though everyone knows that the carbon copy of Leona Lewis will win, we thought we’d just recap it for you anyway. You know, just in case everyone is proved wrong by the funny named weeping leprechaun who’ll flood the studio if he wins. Here’s the X Factor profile for JLS.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 26 November 2008
10 - Get ready for the biggest emotional rollercoaster of your lives. It's adorable! No, it's hilarious! No, it's... it's MY GOD WOMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 9 - X Factor winner to sing a song you used to like - Holy Moly 8 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 30 seconds. With rabbits -...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
You're hot and you're cold... Folded: Daniel from X Factor (vote for this guy to win. It’ll make a mockery of the programme and we can finally have a laugh at the Christmas number one instead of clawing our earlobes off) Ghost Town (Ricky Gervais buries that spazzy dance once and for all) Rick Edwards (very occasionally ...
You're hot and you're cold... Folded: Daniel from X Factor (vote for this guy to win. It’ll make a mockery of the programme and we can finally have a laugh at the Christmas number one instead of clawing our earlobes off) Ghost Town (Ricky Gervais buries that spazzy dance once and for all) Rick Edwards (very occasionally ...
X Factor Reject Laura White Gets A Record Deal. Everything Goes Back To Normal.
In what felt like week 36 of this year's X Factor, the first semi-exciting incident occurred last Saturday night. And, amazingly, it wasn’t Dannii Minogue pulling a facial expression other than that of a rabbit before it gets squashed by a car or the camera crew not zooming in Holly Willoughby's boobies Instead it was the shock departure of Laura White, one of the favourites to win X Factor. Laura White was the fifth person to be booted off, after the public deemed her rubbisher than everyone else. Even that Daniel bloke who sounds at best like he should belong in the working men’s club circuit did better then her. Naturally, fans of the show with too much time on their hands set up Facebook campaigns to get her reinstated. This has technically worked, because now someone's given her a record deal.
In what felt like week 36 of this year's X Factor, the first semi-exciting incident occurred last Saturday night. And, amazingly, it wasn’t Dannii Minogue pulling a facial expression other than that of a rabbit before it gets squashed by a car or the camera crew not zooming in Holly Willoughby's boobies Instead it was the shock departure of Laura White, one of the favourites to win X Factor. Laura White was the fifth person to be booted off, after the public deemed her rubbisher than everyone else. Even that Daniel bloke who sounds at best like he should belong in the working men’s club circuit did better then her. Naturally, fans of the show with too much time on their hands set up Facebook campaigns to get her reinstated. This has technically worked, because now someone's given her a record deal.
The X Factor Judges Are All Basically Children
The live X Factor finals start tomorrow, which we're giddy about because it means we get to watch the exact same thing every week until we want to die. However, there's just one little thing that could derail the entire show, and that's that the X Factor judges are being great big babies. According to reports, X Factor judges Louis Walsh, Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole are all fighting because some of them don't want to sit next to other judges and one of them has a slightly bigger dressing room than the rest. What's more, Cheryl Cole doesn't like Louis Walsh because he's got BO, and Louis Walsh doesn't like Dannii Minogue because she keeps her lunch inside an ice cream tub instead of a real lunchbox like he does, and Dannii Minogue heard Carly Robinson from 7F tell her best friend's cousin that Cheryl Cole had nits and was a lesbian IDST.
The live X Factor finals start tomorrow, which we're giddy about because it means we get to watch the exact same thing every week until we want to die. However, there's just one little thing that could derail the entire show, and that's that the X Factor judges are being great big babies. According to reports, X Factor judges Louis Walsh, Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole are all fighting because some of them don't want to sit next to other judges and one of them has a slightly bigger dressing room than the rest. What's more, Cheryl Cole doesn't like Louis Walsh because he's got BO, and Louis Walsh doesn't like Dannii Minogue because she keeps her lunch inside an ice cream tub instead of a real lunchbox like he does, and Dannii Minogue heard Carly Robinson from 7F tell her best friend's cousin that Cheryl Cole had nits and was a lesbian IDST.
Simon Cowell Goes To Wales, Slags It Off
Hear that noise? That tiny high-pitched squeaking noise? That's us farting in terror at the realisation that a new series of X Factor is just weeks away. Because every year it's always the bloody same - week after week of listening to turgid Whitney Houston cover versions sung by blubbering personality voids, all preceded by Simon Cowell going on a whistlestop tour of the country to tell everyone in each region that they're awful at singing and should probably try killing themselves. Most recently, Simon Cowell has been to Wales. Cue predictable outrage in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Hear that noise? That tiny high-pitched squeaking noise? That's us farting in terror at the realisation that a new series of X Factor is just weeks away. Because every year it's always the bloody same - week after week of listening to turgid Whitney Houston cover versions sung by blubbering personality voids, all preceded by Simon Cowell going on a whistlestop tour of the country to tell everyone in each region that they're awful at singing and should probably try killing themselves. Most recently, Simon Cowell has been to Wales. Cue predictable outrage in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Sharon Osbourne: ‘Screw You ITV! I Squawk For The BBC Now’
In an act of betrayal not matched since the Italians turned their backs on the Nazis in World War Two, or when Sol Campbell moved to Arsenal from Tottenham on a free transfer in the cold, dark summer of 2001, Sharon Osbourne, who recently parted company with long time friend ITV, is preparing to jump in bed with the BBC. Sharon recently quit ITV1’s X Factor because of something about money. She wasn’t getting her cut of the phone-in vote or something (just joking Sharon). Whatever, she left them, and it doesn’t look like she’s going back. But then again she’s no doubt said that to Ozzy a few dozen times over the years. And yet, no matter how big the betrayal, she still remains by his side. The poor fella - as if being a human vibrator wasn’t enough to live with without that over-opinionated ear-ache hanging about the place.
In an act of betrayal not matched since the Italians turned their backs on the Nazis in World War Two, or when Sol Campbell moved to Arsenal from Tottenham on a free transfer in the cold, dark summer of 2001, Sharon Osbourne, who recently parted company with long time friend ITV, is preparing to jump in bed with the BBC. Sharon recently quit ITV1’s X Factor because of something about money. She wasn’t getting her cut of the phone-in vote or something (just joking Sharon). Whatever, she left them, and it doesn’t look like she’s going back. But then again she’s no doubt said that to Ozzy a few dozen times over the years. And yet, no matter how big the betrayal, she still remains by his side. The poor fella - as if being a human vibrator wasn’t enough to live with without that over-opinionated ear-ache hanging about the place.
