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Cher Lloyd Admires Tulisa’s Balls

by Kris Silver

Cher Lloyd, you remember her don’t you? She’s that one what didn’t win the X Factor and is still famous for some reason despite not having actually done anything to earn it. Well, she’s back in the news this week after accusing new X Factor judge Tulisa off of the N-Dubz of secretly being a [...]

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Cher Lloyd Ignores Her Stylists Because They, Like Everyone Else, Are Haters

by Michael Park

It is a fact, passed down through from hecklerspray writer to hecklerspray writer that if ever someone utters the words “haters gonna hate” or any other variation on that theme that they have automatically marked themselves out as a hateful figure. Therefore it is easy to imagine the vehement feelings of anger that course through [...]

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What’s All This About Simon Cowell And His Amazing Anti-Ageing Potion?

by Mof Gimmers

Simon Cowell isn’t looking as old as he used to. Sure, he’s looking weirder than he used to, but that’s clearly down to American dentistry, leaving him looking like a boiled potato with some dentures jammed in. While you may think the music mogul/overlord has been under the surgeon’s knife, well, you may well be [...]

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Nicole Scherzinger Doesn’t Like Lewis Hamilton Enough To Warrant Marriage

by Mof Gimmers

Nicole Scherzinger not only has a surname that’s really annoying to type out because it’s both long and tricky, but she’s also determined to break poor little Lewis Hamilton’s 8 year old motor racing heart. Why? She’s refusing to marry him. Refusing point blank and in public. What a nasty, nasty piece of work the [...]

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Suicidal Louis Walsh Blabs About Cheryl Cole’s Love Life Like An Idiot

by Mof Gimmers

Louis Walsh. He’s been on the brink of a nervous breakdown since the last series of The X Factor when he got spectacularly angry about the existence of the film, Gummo. We’ve assumed that he’s been going under thanks to working with Jedward. That or some suffocating closeting he’s imposed on himself surrounding rumours of [...]

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Look! X Factor USA Is Imminent! Simon Cowell’s Nightmare In Video Proves It!

by Mof Gimmers

Hark at this! The brand spanking new X Factor USA has finally started advertising itself and, despite shameless product placement, they’ve only gone and made an adspot that isn’t wholly awful. In fact, it’s almost charmingly witty. Although, Paula Abdul’s face takes the prize as funniest thing on the video. Anyway, here it is. Watch [...]

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Gary Barlow Ejects A Mental Michael Jackson Fan From The X-Factor Auditions

by Matthew Laidlow

Following on from the saga that was American X-Factor and the Cheryl Cole fiasco, some UK residents might have forgotten that the UK’s inferior version is currently auditioning singers. Up and down the country, thousands of club, pub and karaoke performers will attempt to convince that girl out of N-Dubz, the one that stood in [...]

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JLS: The Club Is Alive With The Sound Of Auto Tune

by Kris Silver

JLS fans haven’t been very kind to us of late. Apparently they don’t like the fact that we inferred that their favourite band mimed some bad words and threw one of those showbiz hissy fit things at T4 On The Beach, which they TOTALLY did. Naturally being the reasonable and thoughtful people we are, we [...]

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Cher Lloyd Hates People With Opinions. Except Example.

by Joanna Bolouri

Last week our editor Mof made us all listen to Cher Lloyd’s ‘Swagger Jagger‘ causing a mixture of great sadness, violent outbursts and uncontrollable bleeding throughout the hecklerspray bedsit.  Not a pretty sight. So you can imagine our horror when we found out that another video has surfaced where she’s still attempting to convince us all she’s [...]

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JLS Get All Upset At T4 On The Beach And Mime Swear Words At Everyone

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s been a weekend full of festivals with nearly every performer you can think of out to plug any old tat they’ve got coming out soon. Up in Scotland, a mix of indie, rock and electronica could be found, although annoyances like Bruno Mars still managed to evade security and get on stage at T [...]

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