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Louisa Johnson is a English singer and the winner of the 12th season of The X Factor UK. She’s really talented and has huge potential to become a global superstar. She might even be one by the time you read this.

Don’t you think she looks quite a lot like Kendall Jenner? Especially when she smiles. Or when she’s looking straight ahead. Maybe it’s the nose and cheekbones. She’s probably a hundred times more talented though. After all, she’s the youngest ever X Factor winner at only 17 years old.

Here she is singing a duet with the very sexy Rita Ora:

Demi Lovato is Really the Perfect Role Model for Lindsay Lohan

December 12th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Demi Lovato is one of the most honest young women in Hollywood right now. Everybody loves a good comeback story, which is probably why she went from being America’s sweetheart to the cokehead who punched a bitch out on a plane, and back to being America’s sweetheart. But more than a good comeback, people like it when famous hot messes admit to all their fuckery, and unlike other female celebs (*cough*Lindsay Lohan*cough), Lovato has done just that.

In a new Access Hollywood interview, Lovato talks about her former one true love, cocaine, and she keeps shit really honest, which is refreshing, since the last time I saw an interview with a starlet talking about her troubled past, it was Lindsay Lohan watering down her partying ways to Oprah. She’s only done cocaine a handful of times? Bitch please.

The X Factor UK Is Shockingly Boring and Unwatchable

November 25th, 2012 By Ross Semple

This year is the end of an era for me. Since 2004, I have religiously watched the UK version of The X Factor. For the second half of each year, my Saturday and Sunday nights have been reserved for making judgmental comments about my favourite and least favorite contestants. It is with great sadness and pain, then, that I announce that I have thrown in the towel and am no longer watching the show in question.

I have stuck with The X Factor through thick and thin. I was there when Louis chose to save The Conway Sisters over Maria. I was there when Louis made Dannii cry on live TV. I was there when everyone thought One Direction wouldn't make it after the show. Through voting scandals and judging battles, I have watched with excitement and joy. Why, then, have I decided to give up this year?

Nicole Scherzinger Is a Crazy Attention Grabbing Nutcase

January 20th, 2017 By Ross Semple

Who is Nicole Scherzinger? The former frontwoman of popular?~~strippers~~ singers The Pussycat Dolls? A mildly successful solo artist? A TV show judge? These are all appropriate answers. The most important thing one needs to know about Scherzinger is that she is a total nutcase.

I know a lot of celebrities like to reinvent themselves, but Nicole takes the fucking biscuit. I mean, she’s rarely the same person for more than a couple of months. Let’s take a look at the many faces of my favourite Michael Jackson impersonator.

Desperate Khloe Kardashian Flashes Nipple on X Factor to Get Your Attention

May 31st, 2013 By Nic Ferguson

I know, I know. You’re probably surprised to see the word ‘Kardashian’ and ‘nipple flash’ in the same sentence, because that family is just so private and prude. But believe it or not, Khloe Kardashian wore a see-through top for her X-Factor hosting gig, with only a sheer sheet of fabric existing between the entire nation and her nipples.

The X-Factor hasn’t been faring very well in the ratings department, so I’m assuming that this is a last ditch effort to save the show. If this doesn’t work, a Simon Cowell sex tape will likely be in the works.

5 International X Factors Better Than The UK Version

October 31st, 2012 By Chris Starr

Vapid Saturday night TV was never meant to last. It’s like eating sausage: you know that it’s not good for you, but you’ll gorge on the innards and offcuts anyway until it makes you sick, then you swear off it for months or years. In truth, the X Factor’s been on British TV screens for so long that it was getting stale years ago – but this year it seems we’ve finally had enough.

Why The X Factor Is Such A Spectacular Failure

October 28th, 2012 By Ross Semple

I don’t know about you, but I feel cheated. After?The X Factor’s disappointing debut last season, we were promised a new beginning. The judging panel was revitalised with the ditching of Paula Abdul and Nicole Shalalala, and the recent success of One Direction and Cher Lloyd has given the series a renewed spotlight.

However, I tuned in to discover the same old shit. Despite the changes in the judging panel, nothing has changed since last year. It’s predictable to the point that it becomes boring. In fact, I’m surprised it hasn’t been pulled off the schedule altogether.

Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez Are Eager To Ruin X Factor

March 23rd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Today it was confirmed that Khloe “The Beast” Kardashian and Mario “Super-Gay” Lopez will be sharing hosting duties for the second season of the X Factor USA when it resumes live shows on November 1st.

This deal has been in the works for some time now, but it still comes as a bit of a surprise because it’s difficult to conceive of two people who could possibly have any less chemistry than this unlikely twosome. There is literally no plausible approach from which this pairing makes sense.

Hey, Leona Lewis: Stop Being So Goddamn Boring

October 11th, 2012 By Ross Semple

It’s that time of year again, when Leona Lewis emerges from the woodwork to release a series of uninspiring ballads. Lewis, or ‘Ballad in a Ballgown’ as I lovingly call her, is one hell of a singer. The only problem is, she’s boring as sin and therefore not a very good celebrity. If she wants to grab headlines, she’s got to ditch the meaningful ditties and start singing about ‘da club’ over a thumping bassline.

If you are not aware of Leona Lewis, which is entirely possible considering her coyness, introduce her. Lewis entered the UK version of?The X Factor?in 2006, easily making it to the final and beating cheeseball Ray Quinn to become champion. The next year, she released her debut single to massive success. ‘Bleeding Love’, which I still maintain is about menstruation, topped the chart in both the US and the UK. Her album, Spirit achieved similar success; which no doubt made Leona smile, rather than celebrate by taking a lot of intravenous drugs.

Simon Cowell is Your God and Saviour

September 4th, 2012 By Chris Starr

?(1 Timothy 2:1-4 ) First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people, for kings and all who are in high positions, that we may lead a peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way. This is good, and it is pleasing in the sight of God our Savior, who desires all people to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.

Sounds about right. Why else do you think thousands upon thousands of people line up in supplication every year to perform in front of your God and Saviour, Simon Cowell? What else is the X-Factor, or Britain or America’s Got Talent, if not a way to please the sight of God our Saviour?