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Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Will Make You Tap Out, Brother!

May 31st, 2013 By Chris Starr

Let’s be clear about this from the off: you’re going to see (censored) photos of Hulk Hogan having sex. It may make you dry heave. It may also ruin your childhood. I can only presume you’re reading this because you have mental issues or a tendency towards sado-mascochism.

I say that because millions of us around the world were brought up with a simple maxim: say your prayers and take your vitamins brother. You’re now going to see your childhood hero at his most base and animal, copulating in front of a hidden camera. They say never meet your heroes. The 21st-century version of that is “never see the sex tape of your heroes”.

So, What’s All This Hulk Hogan Gay Business Then?

December 13th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

For years now, butch gay men have been modelling themselves on Hulk Hogan. Handlebar moustache? Check. Tight t-shirt with the sleeves cut off? Check. Flings with musclebound studs called Brutus Beefcake? Check?

Wait, what?

Yes, according to Hogan?s estranged wife Linda, Terrance Gene ?Hulk Hogan? Bollea had an affair with the aforementioned Mr Beefcake, a.k.a. Ed Leslie. The claims emerged in her recent book: ?Wrestling the Hulk?, which, incidentally is also the name of an obscure sexual practice featuring three men in ripped trousers and a vat of green paint.

Hulk Hogan Is Taking A Pasting Over His Apparent Wandering Member

June 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Everyone has got it in for Hulk Hogan at the moment. Ultimate Warrior (real name, ‘Warrior’ – no seriously) did a video sneering at the Hulkster and now, Linda Hogan is taking shots at the moustachioed baby-oil loving grappler.

Linda Hogan has made some pretty shocking claims in her new book Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes, but gave out some more elbow-drops on an American chatshow that you don’t need to know the name of.

Basically, while we’ll concede that no relationship is ever perfect, Hulk Hogan seems to have had a relationship that is incredibly odd indeed. Not surprising from a man who has earned his living by running around in his underpants and pretending to fight other men in the most homoerotic spectacle since Shaq took a bath with eight sirloin steaks.

The Rock’s Career Must Be On The Rocks

February 16th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Dwayne Johnson a.k.a. The Rock a.k.a. The Great One a.k.a. The Brahma Bull a.k.a. The People?s Champion a.k.a. The Scorpion King has decided that now is the time for him to don his famous trunks once more and return to the world of professional wrestling.

That's right folks. Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to the WWE.

While wrestling fans all over the globe doff their beer-hats and wipe a greasy tear from their collective faces with a podgy, cheese covered finger, we here at hecklerspray can only wonder what has caused The Rock to make such a grandiose return to Vince McMahon?s proverbial dead horse, which by now has been flogged more times than anyone cares to pay attention to.

Hulk Hogan, Unfathomably, Finds A New Wife To Show His Penis To (And A Fight Breaks Out During Ceremony)

December 16th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Look at Hulk Hogan. His very essence is to be a ridiculous cod-sportsman with the body of a racehorse – only if you extracted every bit of fluid out of it and then painted back on over the remaining, withered sinew.

Oh, and let us not forget the torn vests and bleached Mexican moustachio. How on Earth could we forget those? He’s like a 4 year old’s drawing of Frank Zappa in reverse.

Bizarrely, Hogan has found a woman to marry him. Imagine being married to Hulk Hogan. Imagine wandering into the bathroom to find his naked, gristly flaccid body hunched over the footspa while he mutters to himself about Macho Man Randy Savage.

WEBTHUMP! 28 April 2010

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Now that someone has made the Starship Enterprise out of different kinds of meat, the internet is finally complete – Geekologie

9 – Oh, wait, here’s a picture of an unusually small horse. OK, now we’re done. Shut the gate, someone – Bestweekever

8 – Beyonce covered in sand. Pervert – AmyGrindhouse

7 – Donal, who we sort of know but not really, is in the running to become a presenter on Dave. HELP HIM, THE INTERNET – Dave