Hecklerspray » wrestler http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:03:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-138/200817688.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/creased-or-folded-hecklerspray-tells-you-the-way-it-is-138/200817688.php#comments Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:00:59 +0000 Chris Laverty http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=17688

Going up and going down.

Folded:

  • The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke’s comeback movie looks ‘kin brilliant)
  • Bara Bara by Rachid Taha (or the music from the Far Cry 2 advert as it’s more generally known)
  • Kicking Britney Spears before she can get back up again (well, if you can’t even mime, love, you know you’re in trouble)
  • Batteries Not Included on Dave (nowhere near enough material for a series, but snooping around minor celebrities’ houses is passably interesting. Hey, Alex Zane’s got my kitchen units!)
  • Lovely Katy Perry (always wearing shorts. And towelling)

Creased:

  • Gerry Robinson (good at having all the money, crap at interviewing people)
  • Hancock ‘s back (big concept, big disappointment, big waste of money on DVD)
  • Advance Hair Studio infomercial (shown during Fight Club on Channel 4 with no sense of irony whatsoever)
  • Christmas decorations (got yours up? No, of course you haven’t, because it’s not Christmas yet!!)
  • BT Advert: “Do you ever watch Owl TV?”, “OWL? No” (this guy, the guy that says OWL! like he’s just stubbed his toe, he’s an arsehole)
Going up and going down. Folded: * The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke’s comeback movie looks ‘kin brilliant) * Bara Bara by Rachid Taha (or the music from the Far Cry 2 advert as it's more generally known) * Kicking Britney Spears before she can get back up again (well, if you can’t even mime, love, you know you’re in trouble) * Batteries Not Included on Dave (nowhere near enough material for a series, but snooping around minor celebrities’ houses is passably interesting. Hey, Alex Zane’s got my kitchen units!) * Lovely Katy Perry (always wearing shorts. And towelling) Creased: * Gerry Robinson (good at having all the money, crap at interviewing people) * Hancock 's back (big concept, big disappointment, big waste of money on DVD) * Advance Hair Studio infomercial (shown during Fight Club on Channel 4 with no sense of irony whatsoever) * Christmas decorations (got yours up? No, of course you haven’t, because it’s not Christmas yet!!) * BT Advert: “Do you ever watch Owl TV?”, “OWL? No” (this guy, the guy that says OWL! like he’s just stubbed his toe, he’s an arsehole)
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