Articles tagged with: worst
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s list. Folded: Son of Rambow on DVD (the most heart-warming movie experience of the year so far. Blub) Cool retro poster for Burn After Reading (God, how good does this film look?) John Akii-Bua (interesting documentary on BBC4 about this legendary athlete a couple ...
This week’s list. Folded: Son of Rambow on DVD (the most heart-warming movie experience of the year so far. Blub) Cool retro poster for Burn After Reading (God, how good does this film look?) John Akii-Bua (interesting documentary on BBC4 about this legendary athlete a couple ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s uppers and downers. Folded: Prawn cocktail Pringles (these really make sense) I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (annoying toy lesbian or taking the piss? Probably taking the piss, so laugh) Madonna’s jiggly boobs in the 4 Minutes video (okay, so we’re not Nuts magazine, but we’ve got eyes) Genuine Childs (they guys ...
This week’s uppers and downers. Folded: Prawn cocktail Pringles (these really make sense) I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry (annoying toy lesbian or taking the piss? Probably taking the piss, so laugh) Madonna’s jiggly boobs in the 4 Minutes video (okay, so we’re not Nuts magazine, but we’ve got eyes) Genuine Childs (they guys ...
Top 7 Worst Famous Directors
Forget your Fellinis, Godards, Spielbergs and David Leans, this article is dedicated to those directors who have really scraped the cinematic barrel to deliver us some of the worst movies imaginable. Except they're not the ones behind Jaws: The Revenge, the 1976 version of King Kong or Flashdance - no, these are 'name' directors, the ones who have by now been cemented as the worst of their kind. The difference is that most of those mentioned below have arguably, at one time or another, had a good movie in them - it was the films that followed that secured their reputations for being among the worst famous directors ever. Read and weep boys...
Forget your Fellinis, Godards, Spielbergs and David Leans, this article is dedicated to those directors who have really scraped the cinematic barrel to deliver us some of the worst movies imaginable. Except they're not the ones behind Jaws: The Revenge, the 1976 version of King Kong or Flashdance - no, these are 'name' directors, the ones who have by now been cemented as the worst of their kind. The difference is that most of those mentioned below have arguably, at one time or another, had a good movie in them - it was the films that followed that secured their reputations for being among the worst famous directors ever. Read and weep boys...
Top 9 Worst Movie Performances By Musicians
Why can't musicians simply be happy with playing music? Why do they insist on this misguided notion they are not simply musicians, but rather 'performers', 'artists' or, even worse, 'entertainers'? What's so wrong with being called a musician? Does it not pay the rent anymore? Do you have to get another job as an actor just to make your ends meet? Times are hard for multi-millionaire rock stars, you know. Playing a guitar nicely and singing some catchy lyrics is not a bad living, but you can't retire on it. And, of course, what the world really wants is more shit actors. Well hecklerspray has had enough. It's time to name and shame the worst offenders...
Why can't musicians simply be happy with playing music? Why do they insist on this misguided notion they are not simply musicians, but rather 'performers', 'artists' or, even worse, 'entertainers'? What's so wrong with being called a musician? Does it not pay the rent anymore? Do you have to get another job as an actor just to make your ends meet? Times are hard for multi-millionaire rock stars, you know. Playing a guitar nicely and singing some catchy lyrics is not a bad living, but you can't retire on it. And, of course, what the world really wants is more shit actors. Well hecklerspray has had enough. It's time to name and shame the worst offenders...
SPRAY TOP 10: Worst Movie Performances By Singers
They may be talented vocal artists on the music front but as actors on the big screen they are largely an embarrassing cinematic presence. There are exceptions, (Cher's an Oscar winner for instance) but these are few and far between.
So let us present to you the top 10 worst singer celluloid performances by musicians who frankly knew they really stunk as actors but signed up for the goddamn movie anyway...
