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		<title>Kneel Before The World&#8217;s Smallest Condom. Not Literally</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 13:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Heritage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at this. It's the world's smallest condom. There are only ten of them in the entire world, and we've got one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><strong><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-34267" title="worlds-smallest-condom" src="http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/worlds-smallest-condom-150x150.jpg" alt="worlds-smallest-condom" width="150" height="150" />Look at this. It&#8217;s the world&#8217;s smallest condom. There are only ten of them in the entire world, and we&#8217;ve got one.</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a real, functioning condom, too &#8211; measuring 15mm x 3mm. We&#8217;ve only been told it works, though &#8211; sadly our penis measures 15mm x <em>4</em>mm, so it&#8217;s far too small to actually use. But what are doing with the world&#8217;s smallest condom, exactly?</p>
<p>Glad you asked &#8211; it was commissioned by MTV UK and The Body Shop for the Staying Alive Foundation, on the back of research which reveals that 75% of 16-24 year olds have unprotected sex without thinking that they are at risk of contracting HIV and AIDS. With 24 people contracting HIV every day, it&#8217;s a worrying statistic.</p>
<p><span id="more-34266"></span>For more information, visit <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=1111X506827&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yestosafesex.com%2F&sref=rss" target="_blank">www.yestosafesex.com </a>or buy some of <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=1111X506827&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebodyshop.com%2F&sref=rss" target="_blank">The Body Shop</a>&#8216;s limited edition Tantalising Lip Butter, since £3.98 of each sale goes direct to Staying Alive. Only if you do either of those things will we allow you to make tiny penis jokes at us. You&#8217;re dying to, let&#8217;s not kid anyone here.</p>
<p>And now, for the sake of comparison, a photograph of the world&#8217;s smallest penis alongside the world&#8217;s biggest dick&#8230;</p>
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