Madonna To Traipse Around The World Offending The Pope Again Madonna might turn 50 in a matter of months, but so long as she's still a voice and a working fanny, she can't be stopped. And, with a brand new album of all the songs Timbaland hasn't already sold to Nelly Furtado or Justin Timberlake or Ashlee Simpson in stores, it was only a matter of time before Madonna decided to go travelling round the world charging her fans a month's wages to go and see her in concert. Sure enough, Madonna has just released details of her new world tour. However, Madonna hasn't publicly stated whether it'll be one of those nice world tours where she sings all the old songs that people want her to sing or one of those rubbish tours where she only sings her rubbish new songs and everyone leaves feeling gypped yet, so don't get your hopes up.

Led Zeppelin To Definitely Tour World Eventually, Probably

If you were one of the 36 trillion people who tried to get tickets to see the Led Zeppelin comeback show last year, fret not.

That's because Jimmy Page has personally assured the public that Led Zeppelin will definitely tour the world really soon. The whole world. All of it. Even crap countries like Denmark.

And by that we mean that Jimmy Page has mumbled a couple of noncommittal words about Led Zeppelin eventually going on some sort of tour, but not for ages and actually he's not even going to think about it for six months anyway, but that's pretty much the same thing.