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It’s The Dream Of Every 30 Year Old Woman: BSB and Spice Girls May Tour Together

March 26th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Because music now a days doesn’t suck enough for people, there has been a pretty big resurgence of 90s pop groups these last couple years.?The Backstreet Boys were the first to successfully?come back and not be a total mockery.? They are getting ready to tour again. and it was kind of cool at first, it’s quickly starting to get as old as its wrinkly balled members.

Now though, get ready for hair glitter, bell bottoms, and Tamagotchis to come back in style because there is a chance that the Backstreet Boys are going to go on world tour with the Spice Girl.? Zig a Zig ah.

GaGa Reminds Madonna To Be Madonna, Madonna Gets Video Banned For Being Too Raunchy

March 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Madonna was at the top of the pop tree for so long that she got bloated. She indulged in dumb mysticism and since then, made some flabby pop albums and looked so very, very old and infirm.

Of course, an old and infirm Madonna is still much better value than a thousand Rihanna’s, but something interesting happened in the shape of Lady GaGa.

Basically, GaGa reminded Madge what she was supposed to be. And in Her Madgesty’s latest video – Girls Gone Wild – you can see how GaGa has influenced Madonna, who influenced GaGa in the first place. It’s a circle jerk that’s ended up in the customary VIDEO HAS BEEN BANNED FOR BEING TOO RUDE.

Madonna’s New Album Leaks, So You Don’t Have To Buy It

March 20th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

You know how Madonna is releasing a new record? Well, there really is no need to buy it (whenever it finally gets a release) because someone has already decided to leak it, with MDNA appearing on torrent sites.

That’s nice isn’t it?

Saves everyone from having to fork out ?15 for a bunch of music made by a woman who, frankly, doesn’t really need the money anymore. What a joyous world we live in. Of course, Her Madge’s team has something to say about it all.

Malawi Now Thoroughly Sick Of Madonna

March 14th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Now that Jesus, Lady Diana and Mother Teresa are all dead (yes, yes, they still live on in our hearts), a variety of celebrities have tried to step up to the plate and save the world from itself. How incredibly noble and altruistic of them.

We’ve got Bono glaring at famine, Geldof glaring at famine, Wogan hiding behind a teddy with one-eye, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying to adopt every child on Earth and Madonna… well… pestering Malawi.

And Malawi is, quite frankly, sick of her sticking her oar in.

Madonna’s ‘Highly Psychotic’ Stalker Is On The Loose! Hurray!

February 10th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Robert Dewey Hoskins, who probably writes for hecklerspray for all we know, was sentenced to 10 years in the clink in 1996 after being arrested for scaling a wall around Madonna’s home (impressive enough in itself) before threatening to slit her throat.

Seriously. We know her music isn’t as good as it used to be, but even we think that’s a bit much.

Anyway, understandably, Madge thought that this was all rather upsetting, and ended up testifying during Hoskins’ trial, saying that she had nightmares about the homeless man from Oregon after he kept appearing near her house. THE GOOD NEWS? He’s on the loose again!

Madonna To Take Her Sinewy Limbs On A Monstrous World Tour

February 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Okay. Credit where credit is due: Madonna’s halftime show at the Super Bowl was pretty brilliant. That’s even taking into account that LMFAO showed up and the always disappointing MIA flipped the bird in an attempt to show her terrible hipster fans that she hadn’t ‘sold out’.

And so, if the Super Bowl show was anything to go by, Madge’s announcement that she will be going on a tour of the world should be met with some excitement.

Provided of course, her new LP (dubbed ‘MDNA’) isn’t a gigantic brown trout of a release.

Charlie Sheen Upsets Ex With Rehab Joke And Threatens To Tour The World

May 9th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Charlie Sheen’s Violent Torpedo Of Truth tour has been hobbling around America, confusing and dumbfounding people and making people too thick to think titter every stinkin’ time he wheels out the whole ‘Uh, winning!‘ thing.

Until now, this dreadful spectacle has been confined to the boundaries of mainland America… but not for long. That’s because Sheeno is planning on hauling his pasty backside all over the world where, with any luck, he’ll find out just how tiresome humans find him.

And while he’s at it, he’s violating terms of his custody agreement, which could see him hilariously losing the right to see his long-suffering kiddiewinks. Defeat, it would appear, is most certainly an option.

Guns N’ Roses World Tour Cancelled, Unless It Isn’t

August 16th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Guns N? Roses’ bloated and abhorred frontman and only original member Axl Rose appears to have had yet another meltdown, this time announcing the cancellation of his entire world tour.

Not content with alienating himself from his bandmates, making the most expensive flop in music history, delaying any and all Guns N’ Roses output however he can as well as routinely showing up late for and randomly cancelling shows, Rose may have just decided to go all out and cancel every show he plans to play in the entire world!

Madonna To Traipse Around The World Offending The Pope Again

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Madonna might turn 50 in a matter of months, but so long as she’s still a voice and a working fanny, she can’t be stopped.

And, with a brand new album of all the songs Timbaland hasn’t already sold to Nelly Furtado or Justin Timberlake or Ashlee Simpson in stores, it was only a matter of time before Madonna decided to go travelling round the world charging her fans a month’s wages to go and see her in concert.

Sure enough, Madonna has just released details of her new world tour. However, Madonna hasn’t publicly stated whether it’ll be one of those nice world tours where she sings all the old songs that people want her to sing or one of those rubbish tours where she only sings her rubbish new songs and everyone leaves feeling gypped yet, so don’t get your hopes up.

Led Zeppelin To Definitely Tour World Eventually, Probably

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If you were one of the 36 trillion people who tried to get tickets to see the Led Zeppelin comeback show last year, fret not.

That's because Jimmy Page has personally assured the public that Led Zeppelin will definitely tour the world really soon. The whole world. All of it. Even crap countries like Denmark.

And by that we mean that Jimmy Page has mumbled a couple of noncommittal words about Led Zeppelin eventually going on some sort of tour, but not for ages and actually he's not even going to think about it for six months anyway, but that's pretty much the same thing.