It’s just us who are looking at it wrong. True, Lindsay Lohan’s constant brushes with substance abuse, rumours of epic wayward unprofessionalism, diva-ish behaviour and stints in jail have ensured that she’ll probably never work again – but look at Lindsay’s dedication to getting sacked from increasingly disappointing jobs. She’s the best at that. Lindsay Lohan is the Laurence Olivier of that.

This time, Lindsay Lohan has apparently been sacked as the host of the World Music Awards – the dreariest, most low-rent awards show on Earth – because she didn’t like the idea of having a co-star. But let’s look on the bright side – since this is easily the lowest point of Lindsay Lohan’s career, the only way is up. Well, until next week when she’s fired from the set of a SafeStyle UK double glazing advert, anyway.

Since Lindsay Lohan has spent the bulk of her adult life shivering in one grotty rehab facility or another, it’s probably best to address her current professional situation in terms that she’ll understand – the rock bottom.

Back when she received a letter from the producer of Georgia Rule scolding her for wasting everyone’s time, Lindsay Lohan may have thought she’d hit rock bottom, but she hadn’t. And then, as a result of that letter, her regular DUI arrests, her various addictions, her Worst Actress awards and her incredible lack of popularity with the public, Lindsay Lohan may have considered her failure to find any decent movie work to be her rock bottom. But it wasn’t.

Not even getting chopped from Ugly Betty can be counted as Lindsay Lohan’s rock bottom any more, because now Lindsay Lohan has just been axed from her role as host of the World Music Awards – the music awards show that nobody, not even the producers or any of the artists who win anything, can bring themselves to even slightly care about. Digital Spy reports:

Lindsay Lohan has been axed as the host of next weekend’s World Music Awards. The actress was said to be angry after bosses drafted in Jesse Metcalfe to help her with presenting duties. She has now been replaced with Denise Richards. “Lindsay was furious that she wasn’t the star [of the event],” a source told The Mirror.

OK, actually we can sort of see why Lindsay Lohan got angry. Imagine someone telling you that you’re doing such a terrible job at hosting an awards show that they need to bring in Jesse Metcalfe – a man with all the personality of a damp sock – to boost up your charisma. You’d throw a tantrum too, wouldn’t you. They may as well take a dump on your face.

But let’s stay positive here. This has to be the nadir of Lindsay Lohan’s professional career. True, to recover she might need to knuckle down and gracefully accept lower-paid television or commercial work to get back on the ladder again, but we don’t doubt that she’s capable of doing it.

After all, it’s that or porn, and not even Lindsay Lohan wants to be responsible for millions of people gushing blood out of their eyes, does she?