Articles tagged with: Woody Harrelson
Wesley Snipes Gets Those Three Years In Jail After All
Well thanks a lot Woody Harrelson - Wesley Snipes asks you to do one bloody thing to keep him out of jail and you balls it all up. No really, thanks. All Wesley Snipes wanted to you to do was write a heartfelt character reference to stop a judge from sending him to jail for three years on a tax evasion charge, and you ended up jabbering on about how close together your birthdays are. You really are a great big dipshit. In fact, it's probably all your fault that Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in jail yesterday. But you've only hurt yourself, you know - now that Wesley Snipes is in jail, you can kiss goodbye to any notion you had about making Money Train 2: Money Train In Space before 2011.
Well thanks a lot Woody Harrelson - Wesley Snipes asks you to do one bloody thing to keep him out of jail and you balls it all up. No really, thanks. All Wesley Snipes wanted to you to do was write a heartfelt character reference to stop a judge from sending him to jail for three years on a tax evasion charge, and you ended up jabbering on about how close together your birthdays are. You really are a great big dipshit. In fact, it's probably all your fault that Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in jail yesterday. But you've only hurt yourself, you know - now that Wesley Snipes is in jail, you can kiss goodbye to any notion you had about making Money Train 2: Money Train In Space before 2011.
Wesley Snipes’ Chums Try To Keep Him Out Of Jail
There's a good chance that Wesley Snipes will be sent to jail for three years today - but not if the bald bloke from Cheers has any say-so. In a final desperate bid to wriggle out of a jail sentence after being found guilty of tax fraud, Wesley Snipes has enlisted the help of two of his most famous friends - Denzel Washington and Woody Harrleson - to write character witness statements pleading with the judge to let Snipes keep his freedom. It might just work - the naturally-authoritative Washington appeals to the judge's sense of leniency by referring to Snipes in his letter as 'a mighty oak'. Harrelson, meanwhile, has just drawn a big picture of a happy cat in wax crayon on his, and then written 'I like kitons' underneath it. Might help.
There's a good chance that Wesley Snipes will be sent to jail for three years today - but not if the bald bloke from Cheers has any say-so. In a final desperate bid to wriggle out of a jail sentence after being found guilty of tax fraud, Wesley Snipes has enlisted the help of two of his most famous friends - Denzel Washington and Woody Harrleson - to write character witness statements pleading with the judge to let Snipes keep his freedom. It might just work - the naturally-authoritative Washington appeals to the judge's sense of leniency by referring to Snipes in his letter as 'a mighty oak'. Harrelson, meanwhile, has just drawn a big picture of a happy cat in wax crayon on his, and then written 'I like kitons' underneath it. Might help.
