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Diane Keaton Nude – You’ll Love to See These Now! (21 PICS)

Diane Keaton is a very famous actress known for her roles in the 1970s and 1980s. Aside from her appearance in Godfather, her early career consisted of being carried by Woody Allen. After putting up with his comedy gags as a nebbish, she had finally gotten away from him in the late 1970s.

Having picked up acting skills from classic ensembles, she is one of they few Hollywood actresses to bother reading the script. Jack Nicholson has noted that she is the only actress that memorizes the script before getting onto a stage.

And she plays the awkward cute girl like nobody else. La-di-da!

Woody Allen is an Absolute Saint

May 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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I always have such conflict when writing about Woody Allen. On one hand, I enjoy a good 90% of his films. On the other hand, he left long time girlfriend, Mia Farrow, for her adopted teenaged daughter whom he helped raise. It’s like, how can I stand behind you even though I think “Midnight in Paris” is really dope.

However, every so often Woody Allen makes it really easy for me to say “Man, fuck your film making, you’re a goddamn, self-centered idiot. You’re like a little white, Jewish, nebbish, Kanye West. But a Kanye West nonetheless.” His recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter made me feel this way.

Miley and Gaga Are Pretty Much Hypocrites

March 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Some of you may recall a few blogs back when I was ranting about all this bullshit that’s going on with Kesha (remember, it was the blog where someone accused me of being non-white because I think black lives matter!). Since then, a slew of female celebrities from Adele to my all-time-favorite, Fiona Apple, have spoken out for their support of Kesha, which is awesome! Women with some form of power in the entertainment industry supporting another woman being disenfranchised in it is really great and I love it.

However, maybe no one has spoken out about her support of Kesha as much as Lady Gaga, which is totally fine, good for her. However, it’s really hard to take Gaga and Miley Cyrus (who has also taken to Instagram to show Kesha support) when they still support and work with some of the scummiest dudes in Hollywood.

Scarlett Johansson Cares More About her Google Alerts than Pedophiles

March 17th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As someone who usually really likes Scarlett Johansson, I find it really difficult to write about how much of a fucking idiot she’s being, but here we are. In case you didn’t know, back in February, Woody Allen’s adoptive daughter with Mia Farrow, Dylan, wrote on op-ed piece in The New York Times about how her dad was a total pedophile and touched her inappropriately as a child.

She called out a bunch of celebs, including Scarlett, and the rest of Hollywood for still working with and praising the man who a) allegedly molested her, and b) 100% diddled her teenage sister and then left their mom for said sister. Well, now Scarlett is striking back and calling Dylan “irresponsible” for calling her out. Yeah, and next week maybe she’ll call her “irresponsible” for going into the attic alone with Woody when she was a kid. Oy Vey!

Hollywood Still OK with Woody Allen’s Love for Kids

February 2nd, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If there is one thing I’ve come to learn over the years, it’s that it’s great to be a strange little man in Hollywood. You can bang all the kids you want and still be considered a highly respected director, just ask Roman Polanski or Woody Allen! While Polanski is still banned from ever coming to America, Allen is back in the news again because his former daughter, Dylan, wrote a pretty intense essay about how he molested her as a kid. Gross.

However, as per usual, Hollywood sticks by their perverts. The fact that Allen was accused of molesting Dylan years ago isn’t exactly a secret, nor is the fact he is currently married to his former step-daughter, yet just the other week the fanciest bitches in Hollywood were tonguing his asshole at the Golden Globes and giving him a lifetime achievement award. Hollywood: the place where no fucks are given as long as you’ve got talent.

The 5 Best Moments From the Golden Globes

January 14th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Let’s be honest, most award shows are pretty typical and boring.? It’s all PC jokes that barely scratch the insult surface, which I make my bread and butter on, and the award winners are rarely a surprise.? But if you look hard enough, in every show there are bright moments that are worth talking about.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the Golden Globes this year for the second time, and between their humor and a few unscripted moments from other celebrities, there were actually quite a few amusing moments.? I narrowed them down to my personal 5 favorites, which doesn’t mean they were the funniest or the best.? Just the 5 I didn’t hate the idea of writing about.

Lindsay Lohan Has Clawed Her Way Out Of Pet Semetary

February 10th, 2012 By Lady Robotnik

Lindsay Lohan stepped out on the red carpet this week looking as young, sexy and stylish as ever. Wait, we mean the exact opposite of that.

The o/b/v/i/o/u/s/c/r/a/c/k/a/d/d/i/c/t starlet was papped at the amfAR New York Gala yesterday sporting tobacco-stained hair, meth teeth and accessorised her hot new look with a Grinch-skin coat and a vacant stare.

Want a look? You brave crusader, you. Just click the jump.

If Marty McFly’s Trainers Are Real, Then What Other Fictional Products Do We Need?

September 9th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Back in ’89, Back to the Future 2 premiered on cinema screens and everyone went wild for hoverboards and his Nike Air Mag. As hoverboards aren’t likely to hit production anytime soon, Nike seem to be toying with the idea of releasing the sneakers to the world.

Wise move. You’ll get ironic buyers and people who just think they’re the bee’s knees. In fairness, self-lacing hi-tops are pretty cool.

Over the jump, you’ll see a video called ?Marty McFly?s Closet? which should get you retronauts all giddy for a pair of ‘Air Mags’. So what else should make the leap from fiction to reality?

American Apparel Pays Woody Allen $5m, Thankfully Not For Modelling

May 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Do you like Woody Allen? Then we have some great news. But only if you like Woody Allen.

Because if you don’t like Woody Allen, preferring to devote your time to clicking on pictures of scantily-clad girls on the internet in the desperate hope that you’ll be redirected to a pornography site, only to be disappointingly taken to a clothes retailer, we’ve got some bad news.

American Apparel has given Woody Allen $5 million for using an image of him on a billboard without permission. Just think how many smug, creatively-desolate Scarlett Johansson movies he can make with that. Joy.

Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Kiss With Penelope Cruz Update: it’s ‘Not Sexy’ (it is, They’re Lying)

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

When Scarlett Johansson tells you something isn’t sexy, we wouldn’t hold it against you if you believed her.

She’s a style icon, a Hollywood megastar and a thoroughly beautiful girl. But when the ‘not sexy’ thing she’s talking about is getting off with another one of the most visually pleasing women in the movie business – Penelope Cruz – then, well, we wouldn’t hold it against you if you went and told Scarlett she was talking a great big pile of crud.

The kiss they shared wasn’t a subtle ploy to distract everyone in the world from the fact that all the Hollywood types seem to be getting struck down with one illness or another. No, it’s just a part of that new Woody Allen film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which is clearly going to be a great big bag of balls.

Aside from the scene in question, of course.