Articles tagged with: Women
TV Review: Hope Springs, BBC1 (HD), 7/6
In the early 20th Century, the Suffragette movement fought and campaigned to give women independence and the vote, but what has modern woman done with this privilege? They've made Hope Springs, what a waste. The opening scenes draw heavily from Hustle, and any prison based drama you can think of. Throughout proceedings the viewer is reminded of the sanctity of sisterhood, sisters doing it for themselves, female empowerment, bra burning, and some other related cliché.
In the early 20th Century, the Suffragette movement fought and campaigned to give women independence and the vote, but what has modern woman done with this privilege? They've made Hope Springs, what a waste. The opening scenes draw heavily from Hustle, and any prison based drama you can think of. Throughout proceedings the viewer is reminded of the sanctity of sisterhood, sisters doing it for themselves, female empowerment, bra burning, and some other related cliché.
Usher To Spray Hits All Over The Laydeez, And Only The Laydeez
Hello there. Usher notices that you're a lady. He's seen those ladysacks through that blouse and he approves of them wholeheartedly - do you mind if he sings? That probably isn't the intro tape to Usher's new ladies-only tour, but it should be. You see, Usher's so fed up of having his sexual R&B flow disrupted at concerts by the occasional sight of a stubbly chin or an Adam's apple that he's banned all men from his upcoming club tour. From now on, only Usher's rock hard testosterone can penetrate the moist, supple sea of oestrogen that is his audience. And you know what, we actually think it's a brilliant idea. That's why we've decided to make this article a ladies-only article. Only women are allowed to read on, because only women will be able to form a true connection with our uniquely sensual musings. Seriously though, no blokes. We'll freak out if blokes read this. Urgh.
Hello there. Usher notices that you're a lady. He's seen those ladysacks through that blouse and he approves of them wholeheartedly - do you mind if he sings? That probably isn't the intro tape to Usher's new ladies-only tour, but it should be. You see, Usher's so fed up of having his sexual R&B flow disrupted at concerts by the occasional sight of a stubbly chin or an Adam's apple that he's banned all men from his upcoming club tour. From now on, only Usher's rock hard testosterone can penetrate the moist, supple sea of oestrogen that is his audience. And you know what, we actually think it's a brilliant idea. That's why we've decided to make this article a ladies-only article. Only women are allowed to read on, because only women will be able to form a true connection with our uniquely sensual musings. Seriously though, no blokes. We'll freak out if blokes read this. Urgh.
Top 14 Sexiest Women Of The Eighties
Why are we so ashamed of the Eighties? Don't believe us? OK, why then do we always associate it with greed and excess? Why do we laugh at the fashion mistakes? Why do we find ourselves hiding the 80s tracks we've downloaded into our iPods? It's true. In the Decades family, the 1980s is like the brash middle brother no one talks to at functions because he's obsessed with money, carries a phone the size of a house brick and has a really bad perm. Well, hecklerspray is not standing for it any more. We're loud and proud. We are children of the Eighties and we're not ashamed to say it. And to prove it wasn't all New Romantics, Rubik's Cubes and yuppies, we've compiled 14 reasons why the 1980s kicked ass. Now, we could go on for hours about the great music and movies of the period, but we're going to focus purely on the lovely ladies of the era. And, if you can forgive the big hair and shoulder pads, it really was a golden one.
Why are we so ashamed of the Eighties? Don't believe us? OK, why then do we always associate it with greed and excess? Why do we laugh at the fashion mistakes? Why do we find ourselves hiding the 80s tracks we've downloaded into our iPods? It's true. In the Decades family, the 1980s is like the brash middle brother no one talks to at functions because he's obsessed with money, carries a phone the size of a house brick and has a really bad perm. Well, hecklerspray is not standing for it any more. We're loud and proud. We are children of the Eighties and we're not ashamed to say it. And to prove it wasn't all New Romantics, Rubik's Cubes and yuppies, we've compiled 14 reasons why the 1980s kicked ass. Now, we could go on for hours about the great music and movies of the period, but we're going to focus purely on the lovely ladies of the era. And, if you can forgive the big hair and shoulder pads, it really was a golden one.
Nicole Kidman Wants You To Stop Punching Women In The Face
Nicole Kidman is married to an alcoholic country singer. She also fierce campaigns to end violence towards women. These two facts are completely unrelated. And yesterday Nicole Kidman went to the United Nations headquarters in New York to further her cause. Speaking in front of the world's media, Nicole Kidman told the world's press about her commitment to the campaign. With the help of world governments and the United Nations, Nicole Kidman said, within ten years she can meet her target of having 75% of the world's females married off to alcoholic country singers. What? Nicole Kidman was actually talking about the violence towards women thing? Oh, what a hilarious misunderstanding.
Nicole Kidman is married to an alcoholic country singer. She also fierce campaigns to end violence towards women. These two facts are completely unrelated. And yesterday Nicole Kidman went to the United Nations headquarters in New York to further her cause. Speaking in front of the world's media, Nicole Kidman told the world's press about her commitment to the campaign. With the help of world governments and the United Nations, Nicole Kidman said, within ten years she can meet her target of having 75% of the world's females married off to alcoholic country singers. What? Nicole Kidman was actually talking about the violence towards women thing? Oh, what a hilarious misunderstanding.
Heather Mills Alarmingly Sexier Than You Thought
Forget everything you know, because Heather Mills is sexy, and if that's true then we need to rethink everything.
Seriously, although she's screechy and can act a little bit mental at times, Heather Mills looks set to make FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list this year.
Needless to say, most of the reason why Heather Mills has been classified as sexy is because of those soft porn shoots she did 20 years ago. But answer us this - if being photographed spraying whipped cream on your knockers and fellating a red jelly penis while making your unusually hairy genitalia as visible as possible is now sexy, then why aren't we in FHM's 100 sexiest women list? Did we do all that for nothing?
