Articles tagged with: Wolverine leak
Hugh Jackman Gets The Bumholes Over Wolverine Leak
You know who this Wolverine leak has hit hardest? Will.i.am. Everyone knows that he's bad in it before it's even out. Second-hardest? Probably Hugh Jackman, the man who produced the movie, stars as Wolverine in the movie and is prepared to fling himself out of a helicopter to promote the movie. Will.i.am hasn't commented on the Wolverine leak - the law states that he has to wait for Fergie to sing about her knockers for two verses before he's allowed to speak at any given moment - but Hugh Jackman has. And apparently Hugh Jackman isn't too happy. Who'd have guessed?
Reviewer Fired For Liking Wolverine, More Or Less
This Wolverine leak is worse than anyone could have possibly feared - word has it the film's actually quite good. It's a disaster! Wolverine was supposed to be terrible from start to finish, but now word's got out that it might not be a relentlessly dismal parade of cinematic diarrhoea that'll make you consider actual suicide, and heads are going to roll for it. First up is Fox's Roger Friedman, who positively reviewed the leaked copy of Wolverine and got the sack for it. Let that be a lesson - if you've watched Wolverine online, make sure you tell everyone it's crap.
Wolverine Leaks Online, The Dirty Git
You know how nobody cares about the Wolverine movie because it's the fourth film in a creatively-exhausted franchise? Well, guess what? Now people have a brand new, even more exciting reason to ignore Wolverine when it's released - anyone with a computer can illegally download a high-quality copy of the movie from the internet. A copy of Wolverine has been uploaded to torrent sites a month before release, leaving 20th Century Fox bigwigs fuming. Luckily for them, though, comic book geeks are notoriously unable to use the internet properly. Wolverine's secret lives on to fight another day!
