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9 Total Badasses With Totally Bad Hair

October 8th, 2012 By Tony McMillen

A badass by definition doesn't give a fuck what anybody else thinks. They?re going to do things their own way whether you like it or not, that's a given. It's a large part of what draws us to these figures in real life as well as in pop culture. We revere them for being able to do all the things we can't, or at the very least don't do for fear of reprisal.

Unfortunately, this also means that many of the most badass also sport the most ridiculous and most non-badass hairstyles ever glimpsed. This is not coincidence, rather, this is merely an extension of the baddassery that each of these characters possess. Their terrible (and trust me terrible is really the appropriate word here) hairstyles are irreverence in the grandest sense.

Hugh Jackman’s Wife Is Not Married To A Gay Man

December 2nd, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Here at hecklerspray we’d never dream of gossiping or making crude or childish remarks about?celebrities?or their sexual preferences. ?The depraved acts we’ve considered in the bedsit alone (and not counting the ones we’ve scheduled for the Christmas party) are enough to make any sane person question their sexuality, so we’d never judge anyone.

But then again, we are also enormous liars who will make fun of anyone silly enough to be famous for a living.

WE HEARD THAT WOLVERINE LIKES THE ?WARM TOUCH OF SOMEONE EQUALLY HAIRY AND MALE!!

Hugh Jackman Frightened By People With The Same Name As Him

October 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

It must be rotten being Hugh Jackman. Everyone thinks you’ve got metal claws coming out of your knuckles and you have a face like a leper’s sandal. Still, at least he’s obscenely wealthy eh? What could possibly worry him?

Well, for your information, Hugh is very worried, actually.

By what? you don’t ask? We’ll tell you anyway. He’s frightened of online imposters. Not sharks. Not being stabbed through the rib cage with a pitchfork. He’s frightened of people playing make believe.

Wolverine – Blu-Ray Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner.

So much so that, now he’s back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he’s barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.

Daniel Craig & Hugh Jackman In ‘Some Dreary Play About Policemen’

May 28th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Here’s a killer pitch for you. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together. Sounds good, huh?

Wait, we’re not finished. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together… within the strict confines of the law. And nobody kills anyone. And nothing explodes. And there’s probably a lot of crying. And it’s not even a film, it’s a play. God, we take it all back. This is a rubbish pitch.

But it’s going to happen. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman are going to star in that exact play on Broadway. Not James Bond and Wolverine. Sorry.

Star Trek Klings On To Weekend Box Office Top Spot

May 10th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Do you want the good news or the bad news? OK, the good news. Star Trek is the first Star Trek movie in ages that's any good.

The bad news? The bad news is that, because Star Trek is the new number one movie at the weekend box office, Simon Pegg is doomed to spend the rest of his life answering impenetrable questions from stinking spods while harbouring a festering resentment towards Chris Pine?s growing messiah complex.

But still, Star Trek is the new weekend box office movie and that's good. They?ll get to shout ?KHAAAAAN!? in the next one.

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 6 May 2009

May 5th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

10 – So now we know why onions make you cry – Welovevegetables

9 – Do you have ?500 and are insultingly stupid? Then why not buy this – Domesticsluttery

8 – A very good site that you should all read – Thewaterboarder

7 – The ugliest mobile phones of all time! – PCWorld.

There’s A New Wolverine Trailer That You Should Watch

April 27th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Finally.

An X-Men movie that doesn’t rely on special effects ejaculation or a star studded cast. Marvel appears to be getting things right with this gritty prelude – it actually has a script!

Follow Wolverine through a life of turmoil and endless combat. Watch him executed, resurrected and turned from man to beast as he battles with Sabretooth, Gambit and hordes of private soldiers.

Hugh Jackman Puts Hands In Concrete, Which Is Apparently News

April 22nd, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If you like looking at the hands and feet of Hollywood stars, there’s only one place to go – a mental hospital.

Or Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. But a mental hospital would probably make more sense, you creepy sod. Anyway, fans of seeing what some famous people’s hands look like have now got another reason to visit Grauman’s Chinese Theatre – because now they can see what Hugh Jackman‘s hands look like.

Because now Hugh Jackman’s hands and footprints have been immortalised in concrete there, alongside the notice ‘HUGH JACKMAN (you know, Hugh Jackman from Wolverine. Wolverine. It came out in 2009. No? Anyone?)’.

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 7th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Tune in, turn off.

Folded:

Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn't be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun)
Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood (delivers all its title promises)
Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (no, of course we've not watched it, but some people who have say it's pretty darn good)
New series of The Inbetweeners (sod Skins. If this doesn't take you back to being a teenager then you weren't a teenager)