Articles tagged with: Wolverine
Wolverine – Blu-Ray Review
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Daniel Craig & Hugh Jackman In ‘Some Dreary Play About Policemen’
Here's a killer pitch for you. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together. Sounds good, huh? Wait, we're not finished. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together... within the strict confines of the law. And nobody kills anyone. And nothing explodes. And there's probably a lot of crying. And it's not even a film, it's a play. God, we take it all back. This is a rubbish pitch. But it's going to happen. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman are going to star in that exact play on Broadway. Not James Bond and Wolverine. Sorry.
Here's a killer pitch for you. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together. Sounds good, huh? Wait, we're not finished. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together... within the strict confines of the law. And nobody kills anyone. And nothing explodes. And there's probably a lot of crying. And it's not even a film, it's a play. God, we take it all back. This is a rubbish pitch. But it's going to happen. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman are going to star in that exact play on Broadway. Not James Bond and Wolverine. Sorry.
Star Trek Klings On To Weekend Box Office Top Spot
Do you want the good news or the bad news? OK, the good news. Star Trek is the first Star Trek movie in ages that’s any good. The bad news? The bad news is that, because Star Trek is the new number one movie at the weekend box office, Simon Pegg is doomed to spend the rest of his life answering impenetrable questions from stinking spods while harbouring a festering resentment towards Chris Pine’s growing messiah complex. But still, Star Trek is the new weekend box office movie and that’s good. They’ll get to shout “KHAAAAAN!” in the next one.
Do you want the good news or the bad news? OK, the good news. Star Trek is the first Star Trek movie in ages that’s any good. The bad news? The bad news is that, because Star Trek is the new number one movie at the weekend box office, Simon Pegg is doomed to spend the rest of his life answering impenetrable questions from stinking spods while harbouring a festering resentment towards Chris Pine’s growing messiah complex. But still, Star Trek is the new weekend box office movie and that’s good. They’ll get to shout “KHAAAAAN!” in the next one.
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There’s A New Wolverine Trailer That You Should Watch
Finally. An X-Men movie that doesn't rely on special effects ejaculation or a star studded cast. Marvel appears to be getting things right with this gritty prelude - it actually has a script! Follow Wolverine through a life of turmoil and endless combat. Watch him executed, resurrected and turned from man to beast as he battles with Sabretooth, Gambit and hordes of private soldiers.
Finally. An X-Men movie that doesn't rely on special effects ejaculation or a star studded cast. Marvel appears to be getting things right with this gritty prelude - it actually has a script! Follow Wolverine through a life of turmoil and endless combat. Watch him executed, resurrected and turned from man to beast as he battles with Sabretooth, Gambit and hordes of private soldiers.
Hugh Jackman Puts Hands In Concrete, Which Is Apparently News
If you like looking at the hands and feet of Hollywood stars, there's only one place to go - a mental hospital. Or Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But a mental hospital would probably make more sense, you creepy sod. Anyway, fans of seeing what some famous people's hands look like have now got another reason to visit Grauman's Chinese Theatre - because now they can see what Hugh Jackman's hands look like. Because now Hugh Jackman's hands and footprints have been immortalised in concrete there, alongside the notice 'HUGH JACKMAN (you know, Hugh Jackman from Wolverine. Wolverine. It came out in 2009. No? Anyone?)'.
If you like looking at the hands and feet of Hollywood stars, there's only one place to go - a mental hospital. Or Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But a mental hospital would probably make more sense, you creepy sod. Anyway, fans of seeing what some famous people's hands look like have now got another reason to visit Grauman's Chinese Theatre - because now they can see what Hugh Jackman's hands look like. Because now Hugh Jackman's hands and footprints have been immortalised in concrete there, alongside the notice 'HUGH JACKMAN (you know, Hugh Jackman from Wolverine. Wolverine. It came out in 2009. No? Anyone?)'.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Tune in, turn off. Folded: Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn’t be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun) Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (delivers all its title promises) Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice) X-Men Origins: ...
Tune in, turn off. Folded: Eagle Eye on DVD (couldn’t be any dumber if Shia LaBoeuf was wearing Bermuda shorts, but it is fun) Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (delivers all its title promises) Easter (not the being able to eat chocolate like you can do every day of your life, more the time off. Time off is nice) X-Men Origins: ...
Hugh Jackman Gets The Bumholes Over Wolverine Leak
You know who this Wolverine leak has hit hardest? Will.i.am. Everyone knows that he's bad in it before it's even out. Second-hardest? Probably Hugh Jackman, the man who produced the movie, stars as Wolverine in the movie and is prepared to fling himself out of a helicopter to promote the movie. Will.i.am hasn't commented on the Wolverine leak - the law states that he has to wait for Fergie to sing about her knockers for two verses before he's allowed to speak at any given moment - but Hugh Jackman has. And apparently Hugh Jackman isn't too happy. Who'd have guessed?
You know who this Wolverine leak has hit hardest? Will.i.am. Everyone knows that he's bad in it before it's even out. Second-hardest? Probably Hugh Jackman, the man who produced the movie, stars as Wolverine in the movie and is prepared to fling himself out of a helicopter to promote the movie. Will.i.am hasn't commented on the Wolverine leak - the law states that he has to wait for Fergie to sing about her knockers for two verses before he's allowed to speak at any given moment - but Hugh Jackman has. And apparently Hugh Jackman isn't too happy. Who'd have guessed?
