Hear that distant rumbling sound? That’s the sound of a fast-approaching tidalwave of teenage urine. To the trees!
But what’s caused all this epic adolescent incontinence? Why the picture to your right, of course. It’s the New Moon Wolf Pack. Now, we’re not sure what the New Moon Wolf Pack actually do, but we suspect they’re either the shadowy band of brothers who protect Bella from vampires in the book and film of the same name, or the public faces of a new unauthorised Twilight late night premium rate gay chatline.
Oh, who are we kidding? It’s definitely the latter.
