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Random Television Review: Stranger Things

July 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, I don’t typically write television reviews here. I mean, if I’m currently watching something I might go on a tangent in another blog about whatever show I’m obsessed with at the moment, but I think the only tv blog I ever wrote was about a Game of Thrones finale or some shit. But today, that will change.

It’s been 10 days since the Netflix original series Stranger Things premiered which means you all should have binge watched the entire thing by now, and if you haven’t then what the fuck are you waiting for? Get off this blog and go watch it right now!

Seeing Winona Ryder Nude is a Dream Come True (7 PICS)

Winona Ryder. Just the mention of her name makes us feel nostagic. She was the Generation-X Queen of the 90s. No-one else acted in so many iconic films of the lost generation. She’s the very first Manix Pixie Gream Girl, the one who inspired millions of girls to cut their hair short so they looked grungey and cool. We could go on and on.

Beetlejuice, Heathers, Edward Scissorhands, Dracula, Reality Bites, Little Women, Girl, Interrupted, Johnny Depp, shoplifting arrest, Star Trek, Black Swan and the list goes on.

Top 10 Celebrity Scandals You Probably Forgot About

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The other day, my cousin, Krystal, said to me “Remember when Halle Berry killed that guy?” And I was like “Oh shit! Yeah man, I do!” Then I got to thinking about all the celebs that have gotten into some real shit show scandals, yet somehow, no one remembers it anymore.

There are people like Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton, who are super known for their scandals, but then there are people like Halle, who have actually had some pretty big scandals, yet no one remembers them. Here are 10 major celebrity scandals you probably don’t remember.

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10 Celebrity Couples I Wish Were Still Together

May 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I am someone who fucking hates change. It kills me a little bit and I have a lot of trouble letting go. I (sadly) especially have a lot of trouble when my favourite celebrity couples break-up. It makes me a feel like a child of divorce, which I understand is weird and probably not healthy.

Over the years many celeb couples have captured my heart and even though they’ve split and moved on and seem perfectly fine in their new lives and with their new significant others, part of me just can’t let go of the sexy famous love that once was. Spoiler alert: You know Britney and Justin will be on this list.

The Beetlejuice Sequel Is Happening And All Is Right With The World

November 20th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Winona Ryder hasn’t made this many people happy since her sticky fingers sent CNN’s ratings through the roof. Prepare yourself – a Beetlejuice sequel might be happening, and it might not suck as much as you’d think.

Winona Ryder has hinted that Lydia might be returning for Beetlejuice 2 along with Michael Keaton and maybe even Tim Burton.?What started off as a ‘Mean Girls 2’ level disaster- that’s just above the Star Wars prequels and just below ‘Son Of The Mask’ – is actually starting to earn its stripes.

Winona Ryder Tears Mel Gibson A New Hole Just For Laughs

December 17th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

When Winona Ryder isn’t being a kleptomaniac all the time, she’s… well… not being doing much of note other than her job as actress. Mercifully, she’s stopped being pretty-but-dull to start thrashing around wildly and hurling insults at Mel Gibson. She should write for hecklerspray.

Winona reveals that she once had an encounter with Mel Gibson where the actor made offensive homophobic and anti-Semitic comments.

No real surprise there then.

Top 22 Sexiest Robots

August 7th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God?s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

Winona Ryder Gets Ill, But Not Enough For You To Care

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Now that she’s pushing 40, Winona Ryder can’t really pull off that pixie waif look any more, so it’s time for a change.

And, as such, Winona Ryder has decided to try out a brave new look for visit to London this week. It’s a look that fashion insiders have already dubbed ‘worryingly ill on an aeroplane chic’. And Winona Ryder pulls it off with aplomb, or at least she did yesterday when she got ill on an aeroplane to London and had to be rushed to hospital upon landing.

But don’t worry, solitary remaining Winona Ryder fan – despite rumours of an overdose, your skinny hero was quickly discharged from hospital. And for an extra dollop of good news, Winona Ryder left the airport by ambulance, so she didn’t even set off the metal detectors with all the cutlery she’d been compulsively stashing down her trousers for the duration of the flight (please don’t sue us for making that last bit up).

Winona Ryder Up To Wacky Shoplifting Antics Again

March 24th, 2009 By C J Davies

Shoplifting has always been a part of human culture, ever since Zog The Caveman got caught stealing mammoth tooth necklaces from the jewellery counter in Flinty McGinty's Wonderful World Of Weird Neanderthal Shit.

It was only with the 2002 trial of Winona Ryder, however, that shoplifting truly became a worldwide phenomenon.

Why? Because Ryder gave the genre that all-important celebrity endorsement, that's why. And – as we all know – if a celebrity does something, then it instantly becomes ten million billion times more fashionable and impressive. That's the reason for all those George Formby tribute bands coming together the nation over, now that the Arctic Monkeys have pioneered the movement.

For those of you unaware of dear Noni's past exploits, she was caught six years back walking out of a Beverly Hills clothes store with $3,000 worth of unpaid-for clothing. For a moment she actually tried claiming that she was 'researching for a role', before abandoning that approach when she realised it was the worst excuse since John Wayne Gacy said that the 27 guys underneath the crawlspace were just 'having a nap'.

You would think – after being sentenced to three years probation and 480 hours community service – that she had learnt her lesson, wouldn't you? Weeeelll … you'd be wrong.

Winona Ryder: Spock’s Mum

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The forthcoming JJ Abrams-helmed Star Trek movie is one of the most breathlessly-anticipated movies for a long time, especially by people waiting to see if it can out-bad the one about Captain Kirk wanking around with some whales.

And the latest Star Trek-related news suggests that it might just be able to, thanks to another piece of wayward casting. It's been announced that, as well as the bloke from Heroes, one of Harold and Kumar and Simon Pegg, Star Trek will also star Winona Ryder as Spock's Vulcan mother. What Winona Ryder will actually do in Star Trek remains to be seen, although it's probably safe to say that there's going to be a subplot where Spock experiences all sorts of emotionally-conflicting erotic thoughts about his own mother. Well, he is part-human, after all.