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Brooke Burke Wins Dancing With The Stars, So Hooray For That
The Dancing With The Stars final is always bittersweet - sweet because Dancing With The Stars is over, and bitter because we have to write about it. But that's not important, because last night the brand new Dancing With The Stars champion was named as Brooke Burke, a woman primarily famous for winning Dancing With The Stars just now, and nothing else. Nothing else at all. Ever. Seriously, ever. Anyway, Brooke Burke won Dancing With The Stars last night because she had a violent epileptic fit and thrashed about like a leashed animal trying to fight off an army of ghost bees. Oh, wait, no - we meant to say that it was because her freestyle dance was better than the freestyle dances by the gay one from 'N Sync and some other bloke we've never heard of. Our mistake.
The Dancing With The Stars final is always bittersweet - sweet because Dancing With The Stars is over, and bitter because we have to write about it. But that's not important, because last night the brand new Dancing With The Stars champion was named as Brooke Burke, a woman primarily famous for winning Dancing With The Stars just now, and nothing else. Nothing else at all. Ever. Seriously, ever. Anyway, Brooke Burke won Dancing With The Stars last night because she had a violent epileptic fit and thrashed about like a leashed animal trying to fight off an army of ghost bees. Oh, wait, no - we meant to say that it was because her freestyle dance was better than the freestyle dances by the gay one from 'N Sync and some other bloke we've never heard of. Our mistake.
Big Brother 2008 Won By Rachel Rice, Whoever That Is
Hey, good news if you enjoy watching workout DVDs fronted by staggeringly anonymous young women who look a bit Addams Familyish - Rachel Rice won Big Brother on Friday. Oh, don't try looking at us blankly like that. Rachel Rice! From Big Brother! You know, the one that wasn't blind. Or an albino. Or ginger. Or gay. Or pretend-Italian. Or the pretend-Italian's girlfriend. Or from Thailand. Or Somalia. Or Australia. Or a single mother. Or a Lynx model. Or fat and naked. You know, the one left over. Rachel Rice's Big Brother victory was a sharp reminder that sometimes nice girls do finish first. True, they're forgotten about in seconds and their hopes of maximising on their brief moment in the spotlight are virtually nonexistent and you'll never ever hear from them ever again, but, um, we've forgotten what our point was. And who won Big Brother, come to think of it.
Hey, good news if you enjoy watching workout DVDs fronted by staggeringly anonymous young women who look a bit Addams Familyish - Rachel Rice won Big Brother on Friday. Oh, don't try looking at us blankly like that. Rachel Rice! From Big Brother! You know, the one that wasn't blind. Or an albino. Or ginger. Or gay. Or pretend-Italian. Or the pretend-Italian's girlfriend. Or from Thailand. Or Somalia. Or Australia. Or a single mother. Or a Lynx model. Or fat and naked. You know, the one left over. Rachel Rice's Big Brother victory was a sharp reminder that sometimes nice girls do finish first. True, they're forgotten about in seconds and their hopes of maximising on their brief moment in the spotlight are virtually nonexistent and you'll never ever hear from them ever again, but, um, we've forgotten what our point was. And who won Big Brother, come to think of it.
Big Brother Betting Odds – Last Time We Have to Say it: Nicole Out, Please.
Well, it's the day of evictions once again and we can't wait to see what reaction Nicole will get. Okay so technically she hasn't been booted out yet, but if she doesn't go then we won't be happy and we'll blame everyone in the country - nay - the world for letting us down. It has to make the most sense anyway - Nicole's an arse, whereas Sara's hot and Lisa's comically insane - there's no point in keeping the spoiled brat. If you do want to risk some money, or make very little back from a huge bet, feel free to make your way to Paddy Power and check out their latest odds.
Well, it's the day of evictions once again and we can't wait to see what reaction Nicole will get. Okay so technically she hasn't been booted out yet, but if she doesn't go then we won't be happy and we'll blame everyone in the country - nay - the world for letting us down. It has to make the most sense anyway - Nicole's an arse, whereas Sara's hot and Lisa's comically insane - there's no point in keeping the spoiled brat. If you do want to risk some money, or make very little back from a huge bet, feel free to make your way to Paddy Power and check out their latest odds.
Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu Out Tonight, Mikey Still on to Win?
So it's between Stuart and Rachel tonight – hardly a heavyweight contest, is it? It should only go one way. Stu should be climbing the steps before the night is out and here's hoping Rex will be thoroughly confused by the whole thing. Rachel's tears over the dead goldfish – and Nicole's laughter at her reaction showed them both up for what they are. Okay, so tears over a dead goldfish do seem slightly over the top – but Nicole's smug 'she's crying over the goldfish', snigger, snigger signposted the bitch for what she is. Stuart wants to go, of course, He'll be pleased as punch if he walks tonight. But the house will have to realise that Rachel is a real contender this time around. So, with time slowly running out – who do Paddy Power think is still in the frame for the title this year?
So it's between Stuart and Rachel tonight – hardly a heavyweight contest, is it? It should only go one way. Stu should be climbing the steps before the night is out and here's hoping Rex will be thoroughly confused by the whole thing. Rachel's tears over the dead goldfish – and Nicole's laughter at her reaction showed them both up for what they are. Okay, so tears over a dead goldfish do seem slightly over the top – but Nicole's smug 'she's crying over the goldfish', snigger, snigger signposted the bitch for what she is. Stuart wants to go, of course, He'll be pleased as punch if he walks tonight. But the house will have to realise that Rachel is a real contender this time around. So, with time slowly running out – who do Paddy Power think is still in the frame for the title this year?
Big Brother Betting Odds – Stuart to Go, Mikey to Win?
The housemates have spoken and it's Stuart and Rachel up for eviction this week – let's hope Stuart at least tries to rise to the challenge this time around. Last week he couldn't really be bothered – but then Dale was easy meat, it was obvious he was going from the word go. But Rachel is a completely different opponent. She is likely to raise her game while Stuart struggles to find his. See if Stuart can raise his game, or if the bookies think Rachel is too far ahead in public opinion by checking Paddy Power.
The housemates have spoken and it's Stuart and Rachel up for eviction this week – let's hope Stuart at least tries to rise to the challenge this time around. Last week he couldn't really be bothered – but then Dale was easy meat, it was obvious he was going from the word go. But Rachel is a completely different opponent. She is likely to raise her game while Stuart struggles to find his. See if Stuart can raise his game, or if the bookies think Rachel is too far ahead in public opinion by checking Paddy Power.
Big Brother Betting Odds – Newly Baldy Mikey to Win?
So after last week's yawn fest, when Dale and Stuart fought out the most boring eviction ever, let's hope some spice returns to the Big Brother house. It was a bold move by Big Brother yesterday, who asked for the housemates to fill a jar with hair. And it was an even bolder Mikey who decided that he would go skinhead to get the task motoring. Darnell joined him and now, here we are, with two rather strange-looking slapheads in the house, waiting for the nominations today. We now have ten housemates left. So let's take a look at who's in the running for the title in 2008, with betting odds, as ever, provided by Paddy Power.
So after last week's yawn fest, when Dale and Stuart fought out the most boring eviction ever, let's hope some spice returns to the Big Brother house. It was a bold move by Big Brother yesterday, who asked for the housemates to fill a jar with hair. And it was an even bolder Mikey who decided that he would go skinhead to get the task motoring. Darnell joined him and now, here we are, with two rather strange-looking slapheads in the house, waiting for the nominations today. We now have ten housemates left. So let's take a look at who's in the running for the title in 2008, with betting odds, as ever, provided by Paddy Power.
Big Brother Betting Odds – Dale and Stuart up, Which Hunk Will Go?
So it's the battle of the Big Brother Hunks this week, with housemates Stuart and Dale both up for eviction on Friday night. Who goes - the teenage girls of the UK will decide. To be honest, we couldn't give a toss here which one goes – both of them are boring the pants off us. Watching sulky Stuart lounge about and yawn every now and again is about as interesting as picking at the fluff on a jumper, while Dale's spontaneous bursts of laughter are about as interesting as a sponge floating on top of the washing-up water. Even so, these boring idiots can be put to good use by making you some money at Paddy Power, with the latest Big Brother eviction odds.
So it's the battle of the Big Brother Hunks this week, with housemates Stuart and Dale both up for eviction on Friday night. Who goes - the teenage girls of the UK will decide. To be honest, we couldn't give a toss here which one goes – both of them are boring the pants off us. Watching sulky Stuart lounge about and yawn every now and again is about as interesting as picking at the fluff on a jumper, while Dale's spontaneous bursts of laughter are about as interesting as a sponge floating on top of the washing-up water. Even so, these boring idiots can be put to good use by making you some money at Paddy Power, with the latest Big Brother eviction odds.
Big Ginger John Loughton Wins Big Brother Celebrity Hijack
And, if you're into that sort of thing, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale threw up all kinds of surprises - not least that John Loughton, the overweight oversensitive perennial outsider ginger politician, beat the odds voted as the show's winner. But last night's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack had an even bigger surprise in store.
Emilia came second. And she was rubbish.
You might have forgotten that it even existed, but Big Brother Celebrity Hijack reached its dramatic conclusion last night. Well, its conclusion.
And, if you're into that sort of thing, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale threw up all kinds of surprises - not least that John Loughton, the overweight oversensitive perennial outsider ginger politician, beat the odds voted as the show's winner. But last night's Big Brother Celebrity Hijack had an even bigger surprise in store.
Emilia came second. And she was rubbish.
