Articles tagged with: win
Well, just be glad you don’t come running to us for advice and guidance on the more trivial matters in life. If you asked us the best way to meet a girl and maintain it in to a relationship, we may just say something inappropriate like “get her drunk firstâ€. So it may ...
After three long, long months, it's the last Big Brother of the series tonight, and we can't help being a little bit sad about it. Not because Big Brother's finished, mind you. We're sad because it means there'll be a load more ex-Big Brother housemates flouncing around in public thinking that they're megastars now. That just sort of makes us throw ourselves out of a window, really. But enough of that. Big Brother final, woo! Who's going to win, huh? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the two favourites - Rachel and Mikey - with help from Paddy Power...
At last night's Grammys the unthinkable happened - yeah, sure, Amy Winehouse won five awards, but that's not what we're talking about.
Amy Winehouse actually managed to sing in tune.
But, yes, Amy Winehouse won five Grammys last night - for Best Record, Best Song, Best Pop Vocal Album, Best Pop Vocal Performance and Best New Artist. And Amy's elation was clear for all the Grammy viewers to see. That's because, at current market value, she'll be able to trade the Grammys in for a big bag of crack on the streets.
You should never rip off one of Jay Leno's jokes - mainly because it's bound to be so unfunny that you'll lose your job, be dumped by your girlfriend and end up dying alone on the streets.
But also there's a chance that Jay Leno will sue you and win. And that's what's just happened. Jay Leno has just won a lawsuit against Judy Brown, who published compendiums containing jokes stolen from his routines.
And as a result Judy Brown will have to publish something less funny instead, like... nope, there isn't any less funny than one of Jay Leno's jokes.
