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Made In Tesco, Strawberries And Cream The Tesco Value Way

June 22nd, 2011 By Kris Silver

When you think of the Wimbledon Tennis Championship what springs to your mind first? Disappointment? Andy Murray?s elastic nationality? Rain? Sloanes roaming around South West London quaffing champers and talking about their gap yahs with Amelia and Tarquin?

No, you idiot, you think of Strawberries and Cream. The archetypal tennis nibble. Surely nothing could be more British than that!?

Well? not according to Tesco.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

stringer-bellThis week?s ups and downs.

Folded:

  • Top 50 US All Stars with Idris Elba (Stringer Bell talks hip-hop in what must have been a seriously surreal few hours for The Wire fans)
  • Wimbledon has finished (goodbye to the only sport in the world players fall asleep through. Still, kudos to Roger Federer and his gold lam? tracksuit)
  • Best phishing scam ever (must have caught millions)
  • Local gyms (full of middle aged Dorises, but at least no muscle men gazing lovingly at their own biceps)
  • Spotting people on the Underground who don't use an Oyster card (tourist – we're going to pick your pocket now)
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WEBTHUMP! 24 June 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – All the Wimbledon news you will ever need. EVER – Interestment

9 – Here’s a very good podcast that you probably subscribe to immediately – Watchwithmothers

8 – Brief sincerity interlude: donate any money to the Fresh Air Fund before the end of the week and your donation will be matched exactly by a group of generous donors – Fresh Air Fund

7 – We know what you came here for – a picture of Lady GaGa shooting flames out of her nipples. We’re only too happy to oblige – AmyGrindhouse

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