Articles tagged with: Will.i.am
Perez Hilton Sues THE ENTIRE WORLD, Or Just One Bloke
Perez Hilton is right. Violence is not the answer. Endless blubbery internet videos are the answer. No? They're not the answer either? OK then, what about furious stroppy little lawsuits against people who manage rubbish bands? Are they the answer? They are? Hooray, because Perez Hilton has just sued the Black Eyed Peas road manager who apparently punched him this weekend. Actually, we shouldn't mock. This is a big step for Perez Hilton - he actually filed the lawsuit himself instead of going onto Twitter and asking everyone to do it for him. Well done Perez Hilton! You'll be a real boy one day!
Perez Hilton is right. Violence is not the answer. Endless blubbery internet videos are the answer. No? They're not the answer either? OK then, what about furious stroppy little lawsuits against people who manage rubbish bands? Are they the answer? They are? Hooray, because Perez Hilton has just sued the Black Eyed Peas road manager who apparently punched him this weekend. Actually, we shouldn't mock. This is a big step for Perez Hilton - he actually filed the lawsuit himself instead of going onto Twitter and asking everyone to do it for him. Well done Perez Hilton! You'll be a real boy one day!
Perez Hilton Now Fights John Mayer and GLAAD To The Death (ish)
We at hecklerspray feel nothing but intense sympathy for the shining beacon of all celebrity cock-drawing that is Perez Hilton after the suffering he must have been through recently. Not only has he allegedly been attacked by will.i.am/Bill.I.Was/Frank Arnesen/whatever's manager, he's now been insulted by a man who vies with Robert Pattinson for the title of 'Man Who Has Personality Most Like A Brick Wall' - John Mayer - and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation hate him too. The musicians, the celebrities, the gays - is there anyone who doesn't hate Perez Hilton? Anyone? No? Ah.
We at hecklerspray feel nothing but intense sympathy for the shining beacon of all celebrity cock-drawing that is Perez Hilton after the suffering he must have been through recently. Not only has he allegedly been attacked by will.i.am/Bill.I.Was/Frank Arnesen/whatever's manager, he's now been insulted by a man who vies with Robert Pattinson for the title of 'Man Who Has Personality Most Like A Brick Wall' - John Mayer - and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation hate him too. The musicians, the celebrities, the gays - is there anyone who doesn't hate Perez Hilton? Anyone? No? Ah.
Perez Hilton & Will.I.Am Fight To The Death
Let's quickly clear that headline up. Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am are having a squabble, and we think we might die of boredom. Apparently Will.I.Am went up to Perez Hilton on Monday morning and got all "Mer mer mer" and Perez went "Mer mer? Mer mer MER mer!" back. Then something dreary happened and they've both made videos where they're crying and screaming and it's all fairly tedious. Listen here Perez Hilton. You don't have the monopoly on this. Next Tuesday in the soup aisle of Asda we're going to give Bernie Clifton a wedgie. There, how do you like THAT?
Let's quickly clear that headline up. Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am are having a squabble, and we think we might die of boredom. Apparently Will.I.Am went up to Perez Hilton on Monday morning and got all "Mer mer mer" and Perez went "Mer mer? Mer mer MER mer!" back. Then something dreary happened and they've both made videos where they're crying and screaming and it's all fairly tedious. Listen here Perez Hilton. You don't have the monopoly on this. Next Tuesday in the soup aisle of Asda we're going to give Bernie Clifton a wedgie. There, how do you like THAT?
WEBTHUMP! Friday 23 January 2009
10 - There aren't enough words in the English language that can adequately describe how much we want one of these... 9 - A bunch of pictures that you can email to your friends because you think it'll make them like you more, when actually the exact opposite is true - Cracked 8 - An ...
New Will.I.Am Song Makes Everyone Slightly Regret Voting Obama
Listen, we know a lot of you voted for Barack Obama because you thought it'd stop Will.I.Am from writing crappy songs about him. But, look, it hasn't worked. Even though Will.I.Am's awful habit of roping in celebrities like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson to perform sappy Hallmark-style songs like Yes We Can and Omigod Obama Just Touched Me (I'm Never Washing My Hand Again LOL!!!1!!) probably put Barack Obama's chances of becoming president in greater jeopardy than any of that William Ayers stuff, he's at it again. Today Will.I.Am debuted his new Obama victory song It's A New Day on Oprah. It might seem incredibly prescient of Will.I.Am to have written and recorded such a song as timely as It's A New Day so soon after Barack Obama's historic election win, but it's really not - he also had another song lined up in case John McCain won. But sadly I Hate You, Stupid Old Man (And Jessica Alba Agrees) will now never see the light of day. Video after the jump...
Listen, we know a lot of you voted for Barack Obama because you thought it'd stop Will.I.Am from writing crappy songs about him. But, look, it hasn't worked. Even though Will.I.Am's awful habit of roping in celebrities like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson to perform sappy Hallmark-style songs like Yes We Can and Omigod Obama Just Touched Me (I'm Never Washing My Hand Again LOL!!!1!!) probably put Barack Obama's chances of becoming president in greater jeopardy than any of that William Ayers stuff, he's at it again. Today Will.I.Am debuted his new Obama victory song It's A New Day on Oprah. It might seem incredibly prescient of Will.I.Am to have written and recorded such a song as timely as It's A New Day so soon after Barack Obama's historic election win, but it's really not - he also had another song lined up in case John McCain won. But sadly I Hate You, Stupid Old Man (And Jessica Alba Agrees) will now never see the light of day. Video after the jump...
Wolverine: Now Inexplicably Starring A Bloody Black Eyed Pea
Those X-Men movies, they were OK - but it's blindingly obvious that they missed one vital ingredient.
And that's a mutant with the power to take any song you ever liked and ruin it by lazily babbling a lot of meaningless shit about tits over the top while waving a can of Pepsi Max around. But fear not - that'll all be changed with the new Wolverine prequel movie, because Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas has just signed up for a role.
Rumours that signing Will.i.am up for the Wolverine film is just a ploy to make people think that painting Frasier blue and casting him as a monster in X-Men 3 was a comparatively decent idea are still unconfirmed.
