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Will Young Slags Off Rihanna, As If She Hasn’t Had Enough Trouble With Men

March 9th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Will Young is a proper grown-up now. He does quirky pop-videos, works with Groove Armada and even appears on popular British politics shows like Question Time. And all that with a slight lisp! How tremendous.

Of course, no-one should ever really have a go at Will Young because he’s being fast-tracked to National Institution. Slating him is like kicking Stephen Fry in the balls. It’d be like stealing John Hurt’s dinner money. It’d be like upsetting Stonehenge.

Not that this stops Will from vaguely berating people in a kinda sweet, vaguely gathered way, and his target is Rihanna who, in fairness, anyone with any sense is thoroughly tired of her now. So what’s the beef?

Robert Pattinson Wants A Chinny Duet With Will Young

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

So recently Robert Pattinson has admitted to acting on Valium, plus he’s just filmed a graphic gay sex scene.

But that’s hardly controversial. Sure, all the drugs and gay sex might alienate Robert Pattinson’s tweeny female fans, but not as much as the news that’s just emerged about him – Robert Pattinson wants to record a duet with chinny Will Young.

The implications of this duet are massive – leading particle scientists have declared that, should Robert Pattinson and Will Young ever collaborate on tape, the resulting charisma vacuum would likely tear a hole in the space/time continuum and destroy us all.

Will Young Launches A One-Man War On The Smoking Ban

March 24th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

Hey, guess what! Will Young has a new album coming out. How do we know this?

The Pop Idol winner has been thankfully away from our TVs and radio for a good healthy period of time. But now he’s back making all sorts of grand pronouncements. Bum. When popstars aren’t around to annoy us, no-one gives a toss about them. But when albums are released, quotes from press interviews are suddenly given massive importance. Erm… just like we’re doing right now. Bum.

You see, Will Young’s decided to come out (not literally – we’ve had a hunch for a while) with a random statement about one of the main loves in his life – the good old cigarette.