So recently Robert Pattinson has admitted to acting on Valium, plus he’s just filmed a graphic gay sex scene.
But that’s hardly controversial. Sure, all the drugs and gay sex might alienate Robert Pattinson’s tweeny female fans, but not as much as the news that’s just emerged about him – Robert Pattinson wants to record a duet with chinny Will Young.
The implications of this duet are massive – leading particle scientists have declared that, should Robert Pattinson and Will Young ever collaborate on tape, the resulting charisma vacuum would likely tear a hole in the space/time continuum and destroy us all.
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Hey, guess what! Will Young has a new album coming out. How do we know this?
The Pop Idol winner has been thankfully away from our TVs and radio for a good healthy period of time. But now he’s back making all sorts of grand pronouncements. Bum. When popstars aren’t around to annoy us, no-one gives a toss about them. But when albums are released, quotes from press interviews are suddenly given massive importance. Erm… just like we’re doing right now. Bum.
You see, Will Young’s decided to come out (not literally – we’ve had a hunch for a while) with a random statement about one of the main loves in his life – the good old cigarette.
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