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No More Special Brownies For The Smith Kids

November 19th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

If the world needed any more proof that Scientology breeds bat shit crazy, they need look no further than Jaden and Willow Smith.?? As if being a teenager doesn’t automatically make you enough of a ridiculous ignorant ass, these two show us just how far down the rabbit hole one can go with enough money and lack of real parenting.

The siblings have given an interview that kind?of sounds like it was written by?the love child of Gary Busey and Amanda Bynes. ?To sound like a super stereotypical white girl in my 20s, I legit cannot deal with these two assholes.

Two People I Don’t Care About in Lie in Bed Together: Scandal Ensues

May 9th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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File this under: daily scandal you probably won’t give a shit about. 13-year-old Willow Smith (is she seriously still 13?!), daughter of Will and Jada, posted the above pic on the Tumblr (as my nan would call it) of her in bed with a topless 20-year-old Moises Arias (aka Rico from “Hannah Montana”) and apparently a lot of people are pretty outraged.

I, however, am not one of those people. Willow and her brother, Jaden, are members of Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s crew of “Kids that clearly have no parental supervision ever” (as is Moises, even though he’s 20 and doesn’t really need it now, regardless of the fact he looks 12), so frankly nothing they do anymore shocks me in anyway.

Jaden Smith Don’t Need No Formal Education

September 17th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

In today’s edition of “This is why rich kids are assholes,” ?Jaden Smith has gone on a Twitter rampage yelling that school is around to brainwash kids, and encouraging everyone to drop out. ?Guess when one has Mommy and Daddy’s millions to live off of, they can spew stupid with no real fear of consequence.?

Meanwhile, many are wondering if Smith has already forgotten that his dumbass thought starring in the epic bomb “After Earth” was a good idea too.

Calm Down Willow Smith, You Are Not Rihanna.

July 11th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Just when we thought we’d seen the last of the stubbly-headed Fresh Prince prot?g?, Willow Smith comes out with a fresh new earworm ready to ruthlessly burrow it’s way in to our brains.?

Just when we’d managed to get ‘Whip My Hair’ out of our heads, too. If there’s anything more uncomfortable than listening to a 12 year old sing about her ‘Summer Fling’, then it’s a forced and completely out-of-place British accent. Poor Willow – imagine having your awkward 12-year old self and all it’s bad decisions being broadcast to the masses.

Will Smith and Jada Aren't Parents: They?re Pimps!

October 11th, 2012 By Ross Semple

One of the most beautifully trashy reality TV shows of the last decade is Toddlers and Tiaras. Admittedly, I was frightened to watch it for a while; as I thought that I would be put on some kind of list if I did. One of the most despicable – and therefore most entertaining – parts of that series is not the toddlers themselves, but the pageant parents. These parents are absolutely heinous.

They take their young children, and force them in to performing under the guise of it being the child?s decision. How the fuck does a two-year-old decide that they want to parade around a stage like a stripper? Anyway, the awful parents push their children into pageants in order to get the financial rewards. Hmmm, exploiting young children for financial gain?

Will Smith Is An Egomaniac Anti-Christ Don’t You Know?

December 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Think about Will Smith in your piddling mind. Go on. Try. What are you thinking? That he seems like an inoffensively nice bloke. The kind of chap you could take home to mama and everything would be AOK?

WRONG! JESUS CHRIST, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? THE MAN IS CLEARLY A MONSTER!

How so? Well, you may have seen recently, that the cast of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air go back together for a nice reunion. One person wasn’t there. That person is Janet Hubert and she wants you all to know the truth about Will Smith and what a massive jerk he is. Honest. He’s nearly as bad as Lucifer himself. No, it’s nothing to do with his pop-rap career which blossomed with a WIKKIWILDWILDWEST.

Watch The Men In Black 3 Trailer And Speculate With Us!

December 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

May 2012 will see the return of Men In Black in the imaginatively titled Men In Black 3. Once again, we’ll be seeing Will Smith ostensibly being The Fresh Prince: Still Has A Job With The Government and Tommy Lee Jones looking really, really old.

Of course, the first MIB was something of a light-relief puffpiece which was the remedy to the shade of loads of overbearing, dense sci-fi flicks… but now?

Well, it’s just nakedly nothing more than franchisism. Is their any point to a new Men In Black film? YES THERE IS. AND WE’LL HALF-HEARTEDLY TELL YOU WHY.

Kurt Russell Joins Django Unchained After Kevin Costner Wimps Out

October 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

What is Kevin Costner famous for? Well, he sang I Will Always Love You and said “back, and to the left” for five hours straight in JFK and… uh… he was in the terrible Waterworld. And that’s about it.

And now, getting the chance to redeem himself from such atrocities, he now being lamer than a horse sanctuary, wimping out of Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Django Unchained’.

Thank god we’ve got Kurt Russell – a real man – to take his place. Whaddaguy!

Jada Pinkett-Smith Doesn’t Understand The Concept Of Divorce

September 5th, 2011 By Michael Park

The murky swamp of celebrity gossip has been threatening to drown Jada Pinkett-Smith or, at the very least, feed her to a float of hungry crocodiles with an agenda against the Wachowski Brothers.

After rumours emerged that her fame is almost completely linked to being Will Smith’s wife, Pinkett-Smith was under close scrutiny to prove that she could still get work without water-skiing the afore-mentioned swamp, using Mr Smith’s coattails to keep herself upright.

Pinkett-Smith, currently appearing in the widely panned but yet renewed TNT series ‘Hawthorne’, has said that she is grateful for the support of her husband.

J-Lo’s Ex Is Having It Away With Will Smith’s Wife In Famous By Association Triste?

September 2nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

As well you know, Jennifer Lopez split up with her fella, Marc Anthony recently, and everyone was so shocked that the UN set up a helpline to stop us all from committing suicide in the streets. It really was an awful time.

It’s about to get worse.

See, Marc Anthony is not happy to just break one celebrity marriage now that he’s been reported to be “inappropriately close” to Jada Pinkett Smith – or, if you prefer, Will Smith’s wife. Oooooooh. Don’t mess with lovely Will Smith.