by Stuart Heritage
By now you all probably know about new Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro thanks to all the talk show appearances, semi-ironic product advertising and constant TV trailers.
Thing is, though, it seems you know so much about Semi-Pro from all of this that none of you bothered to actually go and see the thing.
Although Semi-Pro is the US weekend box office number one, it only managed to scrape together a meagre $15,200,000 – roughly a tenth that Spider-Man 3 made in the same amount of time. Does Semi-Pro’s relative failure mean that the public is getting sick of Will Ferrell sports comedies? Well, yes. Plainly it does. Can’t you people read?
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by Stuart Heritage
Here at hecklerspray we’re old hands at signing autographs, although most autograph hunters seem to want us to write ‘Martina Navratilova’ or ‘Sloth Out Of The Goonies’ instead of our own names, which is weird.
But as experienced as we are, we’ll never be as flat-out incredible at autograph-signing as Johnny Depp. For the third year straight, Johnny Depp has been named as the best Hollywood signer by Autograph magazine for the way he unfailingly manages to put a pen onto some paper and spell his own name correctly without mistaking the pen for some corn on the cob and eating it or inadvertently writing ‘Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen’ or ‘Lunar Orbiter 3′ instead of ‘Johnny Depp’. Truly the man deserves a medal.
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