Visit The Land Of The Lost! Will Ferrell is back for more. The master of stupidity returns to play misguided scientist Rick Marshall in a bid to break the laws of space and time. Rick claims to have discovered time travel with his Tachyon Amplifier, only to be ridiculed by scientists, the media and everyone who isn't dog-barking mad. The amplifier works, transporting Marshall, his sexy research assistant Holly (Anna Friel) and redneck buddy Will (Danny McBride) to a post apocalyptic world of aliens, dinosaurs and freaks.

Up Beats Off Will Ferrell At The Weekend Box Office In these days of giant fighting space robots, it's rare for a movie to top the weekend box office for more than a week. But Up's done it. Pixar's heartwarming tale of a little old man who becomes so insane with indescribable grief that he literally has to leave the face of the Earth has remained number one at the US weekend box office. See Dreamworks? This is how you sell a cartoon. Now make sure that Kung Fu Panda 2 ends with the panda developing a harrowing alcohol dependency, and be quick about it. There's money to be made!

WEBTHUMP! Monday 1 June 2009 10 - Ladies and gentlemen, our new favourite website. Hit 'random' and discover why - 5secondfilms 9 - A bunch more reasons to be terrified of caterpillars - Environmentalgraffiti 8 - Bear Grylls and Will Ferrell - a marriage made in... what? They're not married? Fine - YouTube 7 - 20 flat-out amazing TV adverts for different sorts of Star Wars crap - Gunaxin

WEBTHUMP! Friday 22 May 2009 10 - The song that Will Ferrell nearly performed at the American Idol finale - Funnyordie 9 - You know that Octomom porno movie? Here's the poster, and somewhat inevitable name - Bestweekever 8 - For some reason, the headline of this article made us scared to go outside - Livescience 7 - Look, it's Hitler as a baby. No, really, it's Hitler as a baby - Amphetamines

WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 21 April 2009 10 - This is outstanding - the Diff'rent Strokes opening titles overdubbed with creepy music. Genuinely chilling - YouTube 9 - Put anything in slow motion and we're definitely get the horn. FACT - Vimeo 8 - Will Ferrell drinks his own urine. That's roughly all you need to know - Yahoo 7 - Spam headlines. 100 of them. Funny - Cracked

WEBTHUMP! We like stuff. Here is stuff. You like stuff too now. 5 - What? You want 10 videos of famous people falling over? OK! - Best Week Ever 4 - Jason Lee doesn't know if his own daughter has a name or not, the hairy-faced Scientology clodge - Monsters And Critics 3 - What? You want to know how to make a Ninja Blinding Egg? OK! - ...

Semi-Pro Scrapes Weekend Box Office Win

By now you all probably know about new Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro thanks to all the talk show appearances, semi-ironic product advertising and constant TV trailers.

Thing is, though, it seems you know so much about Semi-Pro from all of this that none of you bothered to actually go and see the thing.

Although Semi-Pro is the US weekend box office number one, it only managed to scrape together a meagre $15,200,000 - roughly a tenth that Spider-Man 3 made in the same amount of time. Does Semi-Pro's relative failure mean that the public is getting sick of Will Ferrell sports comedies? Well, yes. Plainly it does. Can't you people read?

Johnny Depp Still Good At Writing His Own Name

Here at hecklerspray we're old hands at signing autographs, although most autograph hunters seem to want us to write 'Martina Navratilova' or 'Sloth Out Of The Goonies' instead of our own names, which is weird.

But as experienced as we are, we'll never be as flat-out incredible at autograph-signing as Johnny Depp. For the third year straight, Johnny Depp has been named as the best Hollywood signer by Autograph magazine for the way he unfailingly manages to put a pen onto some paper and spell his own name correctly without mistaking the pen for some corn on the cob and eating it or inadvertently writing 'Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen' or 'Lunar Orbiter 3' instead of 'Johnny Depp'. Truly the man deserves a medal.