Ex-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star (and sod all else) Alfonso Ribeiro has been placed on high alert to answer inane questions about his infinitely more famous ex-colleague Will Smith’s marriage. This is the first time Alfonso has been hounded by paparazzi and reporters since he was accused of beating a supermodel to death after she supposedly called him a ‘miserable has-been’.
Alfonso won’t mind us including that completely fictional point there. It’ll keep his profile up.
It was alleged earlier this week that Will and Jada had separated, sparking a wave of hysterical nonchalance to spread around the world.
9 – The world’s funniest customer complaint letter, according to someone who obviously hasn’t seen C J Davies hammer out page after page of relentless fury to BT before – Telegraph
8 – A man in a truck with a duck. Heartwarming, and real – Best Week Ever
7 - All the Super Bowl adverts you could possibly stomach – Adweek
6 - Our very own Matthew Laidlow also writes for Virgin Music now. Get him – Virgin
5 - Are you a pervert? Good, because here’s an interactive game about a girl in a jacuzzi - I Am Bored
4 - Google Ocean coming next week. Think of something less interesting, we dare you – PCPro
2 – Forget all those other stupid lists, here’s the daddy: the 100 greatest TV shows of the last 20 years – BuddyTV
1 - Wikipedia might be about to change, so go crazy while you still can – make as many bullshit changes as possible and post the links below in the comments section. Possibly a small prize for the best one – BBC
Sure, sure – it’s pretty good. It’s got that whole ‘democratised, innovative, flawed yet genuinely revolutionary source of information’ thing going for it. But you know what it’s missing? Creationist rhetoric spouting forth like smelly Bible-piss, that’s what.
Thank the seven arses of Aslan, then, for CreationWiki. Now you too can find out about anything you want with a unique Creationist edge, free from the tyranny of such nasty things as logic, reason, accountability and common sense. Yay!
Seriously – unless you’ve got all day to waste by clicking from article to article and shaking your head in amused disbelief, we’d leave this site well alone. If, however, your life is as empty as ours, then knock yourself out! We’ve given you the starting point of the Dinosaur entry.
We know how you feel here at hecklerspray. We've got something of a test coming up ourselves. Well, it's actually more of a 'court case', to be honest, but we can assure you that those nervous jitters are completely the same. Hell – if we fail that all-important 'why exactly where you stood on a box looking inside Hilary Duff's dressing room' segment, we don't know what we're going to do.
Seriously, though, kids: exams are important. Study hard and stay in school. Yeah, yeah, we know it may be more tempting to sniff loads of glue and try to hoist up Tracy Ashman's skirt behind the bike shed than to sit down and ponder over equations. But no-one ever said life was going to be fun. You hear us? No-one.
Besides. You could always take consolation in one small thing. Apparently you can now use Wikipedia as a valuable research tool.
Ex-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star (and sod all else) Alfonso Ribeiro has been placed on high alert to answer inane questions about his infinitely more famous ex-colleague Will Smith’s marriage. This is the first time Alfonso has been hounded by paparazzi and reporters since he was accused of beating a supermodel to death after she supposedly called him a ‘miserable has-been’. 
