WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 28 January 2009 10 - Gee, Macs are so cool these days... 9 - The world's funniest customer complaint letter, according to someone who obviously hasn't seen C J Davies hammer out page after page of relentless fury to BT before - Telegraph 8 - A man in a truck with a duck. Heartwarming, and real - ...

Disturbing Friday Fun: Creationist Wikipedia Wikipedia, eh? Sure, sure - it's pretty good. It's got that whole 'democratised, innovative, flawed yet genuinely revolutionary source of information' thing going for it. But you know what it's missing? Creationist rhetoric spouting forth like smelly Bible-piss, that's what. Thank the seven arses of Aslan, then, for CreationWiki. Now you too can find out about anything you want with ...

Wikipedia: Officially Not Entirely Bollocks

Anyone out there worried about upcoming exams?

We know how you feel here at hecklerspray. We've got something of a test coming up ourselves. Well, it's actually more of a 'court case', to be honest, but we can assure you that those nervous jitters are completely the same. Hell - if we fail that all-important 'why exactly where you stood on a box looking inside Hilary Duff's dressing room' segment, we don't know what we're going to do.

Seriously, though, kids: exams are important. Study hard and stay in school. Yeah, yeah, we know it may be more tempting to sniff loads of glue and try to hoist up Tracy Ashman's skirt behind the bike shed than to sit down and ponder over equations. But no-one ever said life was going to be fun. You hear us? No-one.

Besides. You could always take consolation in one small thing. Apparently you can now use Wikipedia as a valuable research tool.