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Beyonce Is Looking A Bit White These Days – MLK Would Be Proud!

by hecklerspray staff on January 18, 2012 1 Comment

Skin’s nice, isn’t it? The biggest organ of all the other organs in your body, according to the internet (though our liver is probably jostling for that accolade), and really good for when you want to stop your other, smaller, organs from falling out and making a mess on the carpet.

Its also pretty good for making a special outfit to wear to old Buffalo Bill’s Valentine’s Day party.

People always say you need to look after your skin, which we do by maintaining a full, thick layer of Vaseline at all times. Beyonce has been looking after her skin, though, by making it white! Seriously. Step away from the Tippex, B, people are starting to think you might be a bit of a racist.

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“You’re A Dead Man Westwood!” Man Shows Tim Who The Real Big Dog Is

by Kris Silver on July 29, 2011 0 Comments

Tim WestwoodTHE BIG DOG IS IN THE HOUSE! 6 words that, when you hear them on the radio, let you know that it’s time to change the station, because the whitest man in history, Tim Westwood, is about to start broadcasting.

It’s fairly safe to say we all hate Westwood, after all what is there to love about a man who looks like a geography teacher painfully trying to hard to appear ‘street’ to keep his pupils interested?

But none of us seem to hate Westwood quite as much as Mark Bulcock.

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OJ Simpson’s Jury As White As White Can Be

by Stuart Heritage on September 12, 2008 5 Comments

Just as we predicted yesterday, the jury for OJ Simpson’s armed robbery and kidnap trial has now been picked – but there’s one tiny problem.

They’re all white. Every single one of them. Now don’t get us wrong, it almost wasn’t an entirely white jury. It’s just that one prospective black juror was quite religious and therefore capable of forgiveness so she had to go. We’re not making this up, you know.

So, here’s how OJ Simpson stands before his trial properly starts on Monday. He’s being tried for the first time since he was acquitted of two murders he’s widely believed to have committed, for a crime with several witnesses that he was actually recorded participating in, and the only thing stopping him from spending the rest of his life in jail is a group of 12 white people who’ve been specifically chosen for their lack of forgiveness.

Yeah, we’re sure he’ll be fine.

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Just as we predicted yesterday, the jury for OJ Simpson's armed robbery and kidnap trial has now been picked - but there's one tiny problem. They're all white. Every single one of them. Now don't get us wrong, it almost wasn't an entirely white jury. It's just that one prospective black juror was quite religious and therefore capable of forgiveness so she had to go. We're not making this up, you know. So, here's how OJ Simpson stands before his trial properly starts on Monday. He's being tried for the first time since he was acquitted of two murders he's widely believed to have committed, for a crime with several witnesses that he was actually recorded participating in, and the only thing stopping him from spending the rest of his life in jail is a group of 12 white people who've been specifically chosen for their lack of forgiveness. Yeah, we're sure he'll be fine.