Being a student might give you a degree printed on a fancy bit of paper, but the three years studying for it can be a bit of a drag. There are highs when most nights-out consist of getting drunk for less than £5.
However, when it comes to vomiting up your insides the next morning, some people regret drinking cheap Hungarian Vodka that’s laced with lead.
After graduation, most students realise that the three years spent earning a degree in “advance shelf construction” was a waste of time all whilst having a huge debt to pay off.
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When hecklerspray was a wee lad our pappy lost his job. He’d been cobbling shoes for almost two decades when all of the sudden he had nowhere to be come nine in the morning.
It was because he was released from prison. He cobbled the shoes of inmates. Regardless of his prior employment, at the time of which we speak he was jobless – until it struck him that rich people would be willing to pay cash money for the lactate of the poor. He started a bottling company complete with strange looking mechanical contraptions and has been busy ever since.
When the chips were down our dear ol’ Pappy did the best with what he had. The same can be said for Eva Longoria – she’s unemployed for the summer now that her one show has ended for the season. And although it’s more than likely she’s tempted to sulk up in her room and wonder why she can’t ever work in the summer – she went and got a job at Wendy’s instead.
She works the drive thru.
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