When hecklerspray was a wee lad our pappy lost his job. He’d been cobbling shoes for almost two decades when all of the sudden he had nowhere to be come nine in the morning.

It was because he was released from prison. He cobbled the shoes of inmates. Regardless of his prior employment, at the time of which we speak he was jobless – until it struck him that rich people would be willing to pay cash money for the lactate of the poor. He started a bottling company complete with strange looking mechanical contraptions and has been busy ever since.

When the chips were down our dear ol’ Pappy did the best with what he had. The same can be said for Eva Longoria – she’s unemployed for the summer now that her one show has ended for the season. And although it’s more than likely she’s tempted to sulk up in her room and wonder why she can’t ever work in the summer – she went and got a job at Wendy’s instead.

She works the drive thru.