Articles tagged with: Weird
Look, It’s Bill Cosby Being Unintelligible!
Some things don't need explaining, and this is probably one of those things. Needless to say, we're looking into the cost of hiring Bill Cosby to loudly introduce us wherever we go. It seems to be the man's forte. Berserk.
Kate Hudson Gets All “Boo Hoo, It’s So Difficult Being Beautiful”
Kate Hudson is easily one of the most beautiful people in the world, because she's literally the only skinny woman with blond hair on the planet. But the pressure of having hair the same colour as Worzel Gummidge and not looking like you eat much is sometimes too much to bear, which is why Kate Hudson has decided to go and whine to Fox about how being beautiful is "weird." Fair play to Kate Hudson for being brave enough to admit that being nice to look at has such devastating drawbacks. In fact, more people should be told how weird it is to be beautiful, which is why Kate Hudson is planning a tour of poverty-stricken African nations and all the burns units in America to make sure that everyone knows just how unsettling it can be to wake up in the morning with flawless skin and incredible hair.
Kate Hudson is easily one of the most beautiful people in the world, because she's literally the only skinny woman with blond hair on the planet. But the pressure of having hair the same colour as Worzel Gummidge and not looking like you eat much is sometimes too much to bear, which is why Kate Hudson has decided to go and whine to Fox about how being beautiful is "weird." Fair play to Kate Hudson for being brave enough to admit that being nice to look at has such devastating drawbacks. In fact, more people should be told how weird it is to be beautiful, which is why Kate Hudson is planning a tour of poverty-stricken African nations and all the burns units in America to make sure that everyone knows just how unsettling it can be to wake up in the morning with flawless skin and incredible hair.
