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Paranormal Activity Makes Weekend Box Office Wet Itself

by Stuart Heritage

The number one movie at the weekend box office contains terrifying footage of a freakish undead figure.

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Where The Wild Things Are Starts The Weekend Box Office Rumpus

by Stuart Heritage

Today’s edition of the weekend box office countdown is brought to you with a side helping of tremendous bitterness. You see, the number one movie at the US weekend box office this week is Where The Wild Things Are – one of the films that we’ve been most excited about this year. And yet we [...]

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Couples Retreat Tops Weekend Box Office, Despite Looking Awful

by Stuart Heritage

Good for Vince Vaughn. After Fred Claus and Four Christmases, people thought he could only make godawful Christmas films. But who’s laughing now? Couples Retreat – the newest Vince Vaughn movie – is the number one movie at the weekend box office, so take that everyone. Couples Retreat has proved once and for all that [...]

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Zombieland Eats The Weekend Box Office’s Brain

by Stuart Heritage

Big week for the weekend box office this week – just look at all the incredible films that were released on Friday. There was Michael Moore’s latest, searingly topical, effort. Drew Barrymore’s debut as a director. The latest breathlessly-anticipated movie by The Coen Brothers. That Ricky Gervais film that’s garnered glowing reviews from all corners. [...]

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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Still Weekend Box Office #1

by Stuart Heritage

Why didn’t we see this coming? What are the two things that people love more than anything else? That’s right.

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Weekend Box Office Number 1: Generic Tyler Perry Product #82

by Stuart Heritage

Good old Tyler Perry. There genuinely isn’t a traditional box office lull that he isn’t ready to plug with one of his awful films. This time it’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself. Or, to be more accurate, Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself. He adds his name to everything you [...]

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The Final Destination Nailguns The Weekend Box Office’s Face Off

by Stuart Heritage

Eat it, James Cameron – all that talk about Avatar ushering in a new era of 3D magic was a lot of tits. For starters, Avatar looks like bum. And secondly, Avatar can’t usher in a new era of 3D magic because The Final Destination has already ushered it in. For the second week on [...]

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Inglourious Basterds Nurmbar Won At Weekend Borx Orifice

by Stuart Heritage

You can say a lot of things about Quentin Tarantino – mainly about his great big stupid chin if you like – but don’t say he never learns. Remember Valkerie, the movie where Tom Cruise tries to kill Hitler but bollocks it all up? Not a great big hit at the weekend box office. But [...]

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District 9 Eats Weekend Box Office’s Catfood

by Stuart Heritage

We’re not really sure why, but this weekend saw the release an unusually large amount of movies. One of them features several pig-ugly, slime-covered sub-humans who look like they suffer from chronic hygiene problems. But sadly Bandslam didn’t even make the US weekend box office top five this week. Instead, alien sci-fi movie District 9 [...]

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GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Eye-Waggles The Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

Right then, GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is the number one movie at the weekend box office. This much we know. But that’s it. That’s literally it. Ahead of its release, Paramount decided not to screen GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra for anyone – and we’re not stupid enough to actually pay to [...]

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