Nothing can bring comfort quite like the knowledge that even though Johnny Holbrook from middle school might show up any given second to steal our pants again – it doesn’t matter because we wouldn’t be all the way naked anyway.

That’s because modern society has instilled the need for underpants deeply in the subconscious of everybody everywhere. Thanks for that, first world countries. Of course standing there in your whitey-tighties isn’t really a good idea either – not with wedgies and all.