Hold on to your wizard robes, we’re riding the magical flying unicorn into battle on the plains of Interwebtopia!? A rich plunder awaits our marauding hordes.? There’s the mighty gnome tower of ThatisprobablyillegalinMalaysia, the verdant fields of Disgustingbutimustkeepwatching and the deep dark valleys of Howmanygirlsandhowmanycups.

All the best treasures of the rich and varied Interwebtopia shall be piled at the high altar at Castle hecklerspray and we can all rejoice as King Mof eats a baby.

EATS A BABY!

Yay! It’s that time again! When you all gather round the fireplace and listen to Uncle Randy amaze you with tales of life on the Good Ship hecklerspray, chasing flaxen haired maidens and hunting an elusive catch on the wide, wild web.

Well, maybe not.? You’ll sit there gormlessly scanning through the list for words like ‘boobs’ or ‘axe wielding re-animated corpse’ depending on your sexual preferences. Meanwhile we’ll go back to sipping our pint of Toilet Duck and mumbling about ‘mutineers’ and ‘thar she blows’.

So let’s get this over with, our pint is getting warm.? We’ve once again spent hours gazing into our crystal ball and rattling our runes to bring you 10 of the web’s least disappointing pages. ?THAR SHE BLOWS!

God’s nicely pressed trousers! It’s that time again.? When we drag you away from furiously masturbating over letsknit.co.uk to guide you through the World Wide Weird.?

So put down the Kleenex for just a moment, let us hold your crusty mitts and shush your deranged mumblings about ‘beatutiful angora sets’ and gawp in awe at the world outside…online.

Shut up and read on.

Fresh from its victorious sinking of the Tumblr Trawler, Webthump is here to receive your adulation!

Well, not quite.? We’ve donned our fisherman’s waders to have a carcinogenic? rummage? in the foetid,?elbow-deep cesspool that is the Internet.? All to bring you something to gawp at while fondling your shriveled genitals.? We could have been doing something useful with our time, like whittling voodoo dolls of Russell ‘new relationship’ Brand from old lolly sticks.

From the congealed masses of pornography and dead Myspace pages we’ve managed to dredge up a few sparkling gems of entertainment.? We’ve brought you 10 of the best, worst and weirdest that mankind’s collective intelligence can vomit up.