Articles tagged with: Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney Chosen to Give Bread a New Scummy Image
If there’s proof that footballers will sell themselves out for any sort of product, we’ve found it. Part-time granny-lover and occasional striker for Manchester United and England, Wayne Rooney, has put pen to paper on a new £150,000 deal. Fortunately for Wayne, he’s not being paid to stay away from the finest pensioners that various brothels up and down the country have to offer, he's instead going to try and concentrate on tucking into a portion of bread. We mean with his teeth. Not his winky. You perverts.
If there’s proof that footballers will sell themselves out for any sort of product, we’ve found it. Part-time granny-lover and occasional striker for Manchester United and England, Wayne Rooney, has put pen to paper on a new £150,000 deal. Fortunately for Wayne, he’s not being paid to stay away from the finest pensioners that various brothels up and down the country have to offer, he's instead going to try and concentrate on tucking into a portion of bread. We mean with his teeth. Not his winky. You perverts.
Wayne Rooney Gets The Worst Tattoo In History
We'd always assumed that one of the basic edicts of life was that nobody really likes The Stereophonics very much. Sure, people might listen to Stereophonics in their cars occasionally, but that doesn't mean they're fans of Stereophonics - just that they want to drown out the sound of the crying kidnapped baby they've locked in their boot and it's the only thing they could find. However, we could have been wrong. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics so much that he's had one of their album titles tattooed down his arm. That album, by the way, is Just Enough Education To Perform rather than... oh, let's not pretend we can remember what any Stereophonics albums are called, shall we?
We'd always assumed that one of the basic edicts of life was that nobody really likes The Stereophonics very much. Sure, people might listen to Stereophonics in their cars occasionally, but that doesn't mean they're fans of Stereophonics - just that they want to drown out the sound of the crying kidnapped baby they've locked in their boot and it's the only thing they could find. However, we could have been wrong. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics. Wayne Rooney likes Stereophonics so much that he's had one of their album titles tattooed down his arm. That album, by the way, is Just Enough Education To Perform rather than... oh, let's not pretend we can remember what any Stereophonics albums are called, shall we?
