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Malin Akerman Nude is a Swedish Dream Come True (PICS)

Malin Akerman is a hot Swedish Canadian actress known for her role as the Silk Spectre in 2009’s Watchmen. Maybe it’s just us but doesn’t she look a lot like Diane Kruger?

Born in Stockholm, Sweden, Akerman moved to Canada when she was two years old and was raised a Buddhist. Which might have contributed to her being really open-minded to on-screen nudity. She’s appeared nude in five films so far, namely Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, The Heartbreak Kid, Watchmen, Wanderlust, Billions and Misconduct. And these are not scenes with accidental titty flash….they’re really meaty. Goddamn she’s beautiful.

Alan Moore Is Writing More League of Extraordinary Gentlemen But Still Hates DC Comics

February 6th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Everyone just take a deep breath for a minute. We understand that you all feel hurt and that something like this could have happened; we know, we know, it means a lot to all of us. None of us wanted this to happen, but different people have different opinions of things.

It's not the end of the World. We all liked Watchmen, even you lot at the back who say that the book is one of the greatest novels ever written and that Zach Snyder should be repeatedly anally violated with laminated copies of The Beano in penance for his heinous crime. Yes yes, the giant alien octopus is a much better plot point than the threat of nuclear war. Of course.

Watchmen 2 In The Works: Idiots Prepare To Make Electric Boogaloo Jokes

December 30th, 2011 By Robin Darke

Anyone who’s anyone who’s anyone knows the importance that Watchmen had on the history of sequential art (which is a cockended way of saying ‘comics’).

It had boobies and swearing and violence, as well as a final twist that is consistently ranked as one of the greatest twists in fictional history; ranked after the Hungry Caterpillar eating an apple and not the eyes of a sleeping gentleman nearby but before O’Shaughnessy’s antics in The Maltese Falcon.

We all love Watchmen, but what would you say if you found out that a sequel was in the works?

Amy Adams Confirmed As Lois Lane In New Superman Film To Complete Boring Casting News

January 16th, 2017 By Mof Gimmers

Have you heard of Amy Adams? No? She’s an actress. Or something. We assume so because she’s just be handed the role of Lois Lane in the latest Superman film. That’s for definite. The producers have confirmed it and everything.

Director Zack Snyder says that this three-time Oscar nominee (best foley artist? *shrug) has “the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful”.

And raven haired! Wait! Uh. Looks like Snyder will have to buy a wig or some Garnier Nutrisse or whatever it is girls poison their hair with.

Top 10 YouTube Movie Parodies

March 4th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Movies. They’re daft enough as it is, right? All those lovies and thesps taking themselves immensely seriously while playing make-believe for huge sums of money. It’s all rather cute isn’t it?

Of course, when us humans aren’t watching films, we’re mocking them.

Thanks to the internet, we can mock them in front of millions of people. The best movies parodies are done with a modicum of heart and fondness and those nice people at Aero have asked us to compile a list of our favourite YouTube movie spoofs in exchange for the middle bits of the bubbles that they put in their chocolate.

Zack Snyder Is Going To Direct New Superman Movie (May Contain Giant Blue CGI Member)

October 5th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Zack Snyder, the bloke who directed 300 and gave cinemas a swaying CGI penis in Watchmen, is going to direct the new Superman movie. The film is due out next year and will be written by Christopher Nolan, the director of the Dark Knight movie.

That’s all rather exciting isn’t it? It’ll be nice to have a Superman film which isn’t all glossy and hokey. We’d like to see Superman going really, really dark and depressing.

It’s believed that Snyder landed the gig ahead of other people with names, notably, Darren Aronofsky, Ben Affleck, Matt Reeves and Tony Scott. If this new Superman film is anything Dark Knight, then we should be in for a treat.

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Tennis and table tennis.

Folded:

Saturday Morning Watchmen cartoon (commission this now. This second. Now)
Lifegoesonintehran.com (remarkable photographs, all taken on a camera phone no less)
Internet banking (never waste another Saturday afternoon queuing up again. You will probably lose all your money when someone hacks into your account, but by the end of this year you won't have any left anyway)
Crumbs! (when did she get so hot?)
Wheelman (awful graphics, awful dialogue, absolutely terrific fun. Airjack, dude!)

Creased:

Misery (been one heck of a week for it)

Weekend Box Office: Witch Mountain Pees On Watchmen’s Parade

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Anyone with half a brain knew that Watchmen would open at number big in the weekend box office last week.

The real question, though – the question that could potentially lead to other beloved comicbooks being adapted into spectacular big-budget movies – was whether Watchmen could keep the weekend box office number one spot.

It can't. Almost 70% fewer people saw Watchmen this weekend. So there?ll be less movies like Watchmen in the future, and more like Race To Witch Mountain. Bad news for serious geeks, but great news for creepy, perpetually adolescent geeks.

WEBTHUMP! Monday 9 March 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – 104 ways to hilariously ruin Watchmen – Gizmodo

9 – It’s Comic Relief this week, so here’s something quite cool about that – Facebook

8 – A SINGING DUCK! FROM THE PAST! – YouTube

7 – Get a lapdance off some lesbian vampires – Lesbian Vampire Killers

6 – Here’s a free single by the mighty Ist. Thank us later – Drop

5 – Remember Chronicles Of Riddick? No? Well it doesn’t matter, because it’s BACK – GFR

4 – Nasty, nasty, nasty sports injuries – AskMen

Watchmen Utilises Blue Penis Power To Top Weekend Box Office

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Watchmen is the frenziedly-anticipated, two decades in the making movie adaptation of an alarmingly revered comic book.

So you\’ll never guess what. Watchmen is the top weekend box office movie, outperforming all the other new movies like, um, oh. Watchmen was the only new movie in the US weekend box office this week.

Of course, Watchmen?s weekend box office success was probably down to Zack Snyder, who the Watchmen posters describe as being a ?visionary director?. Proof then that you're a visionary if you can film lots of angry people doing crap in slow motion. Better luck next time, Pythagoras.