Articles tagged with: watch
Hey, Death-Fixated Perverts! Watch The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!
These dead people, honestly, they're disgusting - and not just because they smell and are dead all the time, either. It's because dead people just can't stop making sex tapes at the moment. Just a few weeks after word of the Marilyn Monroe sex tape got out, it's now been claimed that the equally dead Jimi Hendrix also made a sex tape with a couple of women. And best of all, the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is actually for sale! True, most who have actually seen the Jimi Hendrix sex tape seem fairly certain that it's a fake and that it's mildly insulting for Jimi Hendrix to be attributed to some pornography just because it stars a black man with an afro and facial hair, but put yourselves in the distributor's place - a famous face always makes more money, so it was always either going to be the Jimi Hendrix sex tape or the That Bloke Out Of TV On The Radio Sex Tape, and who'd buy that?
These dead people, honestly, they're disgusting - and not just because they smell and are dead all the time, either. It's because dead people just can't stop making sex tapes at the moment. Just a few weeks after word of the Marilyn Monroe sex tape got out, it's now been claimed that the equally dead Jimi Hendrix also made a sex tape with a couple of women. And best of all, the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is actually for sale! True, most who have actually seen the Jimi Hendrix sex tape seem fairly certain that it's a fake and that it's mildly insulting for Jimi Hendrix to be attributed to some pornography just because it stars a black man with an afro and facial hair, but put yourselves in the distributor's place - a famous face always makes more money, so it was always either going to be the Jimi Hendrix sex tape or the That Bloke Out Of TV On The Radio Sex Tape, and who'd buy that?
More Mental Than Ever Britney Spears To Remarry K-Fed?
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have spent a weekend away together in Maui, where they chatted about getting back together, the possibility of remarrying and becoming a family again for their two toddlers. And, according to OK! Magazine, upon their return, Britney presented Kevin with a belated £69,000 30th birthday present. Sixty-nine thosand pounds! Wow, what did she get him? A small house? A big car? A new and improved genetically modified brain that can come up with better lyrics than: “I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do, Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue?" Nope, none of those things. Can you guess? That’s right; a watch. A fucking £69k time-keeping device. Why not just take a look at the position of the sun? It’s completely free of charge!
