Once upon a time there was a cuddly old man called Lou (Frank Zangella) who looked like Santa and just happened to run a big bank on Wall Street. He was still cuddly and lovable though.
He had a protégé called Jake (Shia LaBeouf) whose dad died when he was little, meaning that he was conveniently looking for a cuddly old man Santa type figure to look up to.
Jake earned hundreds of thousands on Wall Street but only wanted to invest in environmental companies because he was a good man. In fact, he was so good that his fiancé (Carey Mulligan) ran a left-wing website which didn’t make any money. On purpose!
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Who’s looking forward to Wall Street 2, huh? It’s going to be just like Wall Street, but Shia LaBeouf’s in it.
Anybody? Anybody looking forward to it? No? Well stuff you all, then, because the first trailer for Wall Street 2 – which has now officially been given the dunder-headed title Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps – has hit the internet. Yes, you’re right to be excited. Or interested. Or utterly apathetic. Or whatever it is you are.
Want to see the Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps trailer? Then you’d better read on. And if the chaotic mixture of sounds and images is too much for your brain to comprehend, we’re also going to analyse the arse off it. For you…
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Naked and bare feet, naked and socks.
Folded:
Creased:
The film world poked its head round this week in the midst of all the gaming and slipped out a few choice nuggets for us to swallow bitterly.
In between E3, the Las Vegas Trade Convention slipped out some information and proved to be a poster bonanza, featuring: Transformers 2 (Here), Spiderman 4 (Here), Scott Pilgrim vs The World (Here) and the new Woody Allen Movie (Here).
Elsewhere Pirates of the Caribbean overlord Gore Verbinski may be off the Bioshock movie. Finally, Bruno publicity hits Eminem in the face in a – Is it staged? Isn’t it staged? Will Bruno overexposure dwarf the film ala Borat? – conundrum.
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Once upon a time there was a cuddly old man called Lou (Frank Zangella) who looked like Santa and just happened to run a big bank on Wall Street. He was still cuddly and lovable though. 
