Vandal Makes Sienna Miller’s House Say ‘Slut’ Sienna Miller has had the word 'slut' spray painted on her house. The British actress' public image took another body blow following her much-criticised affair with married boyfriend Balthazar Getty after vandals wrote the insult on the outer wall of her North London home. So who would do such a terrible thing? Well, of course, there is the legal wife or several children of the guy she is currently bonking senseless. Then there is her jilted ex-lover Rhys Ifans. But Hecklerspray would like to make it very clear that we don't think it is any of these people. Pointing the finger would be just wrong. Plus the fact that Sienna Miller is so unpopular at the moment the list of possible culprits is too long to narrow down.

Boy George Manwhore-Chaining Trial Date Set

We've never chained a male escort to the wall of our house and then threatened him a bunch of times, but we were open to the possibility of it until Boy George arsed it all up by getting arrested for that very thing.

Now, if we ever found ourselves in the situation where we'd chained a male Norwegian prostitute to a wall against his will, not only would we have to suffer the ignominy of knowing that we're basically just following in Boy George's footsteps, but we'll also be acutely aware that we'd probably end up in court for it - as Boy George has found for himself, since he's just been in court learning that his formal trial will begin on February 25. It sounds bad for Boy George, but it isn't - we hear that spending Christmas day dreading the thought of being criminally prosecuted for chaining a male escort to a wall is the absolute must-have trend in Milan this season.