Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Farming? That’s boring isn’t it? Inbred folk with one ear between them all mucky finger nailed and up to their chins in silage! That’s what farming is, right? Not if you’re a drug dealer. Drug dealing is much more glamorous.
And, according to Hemp Tycoon, cute. That’s right. Growing huge plants of skunk never seems to sweet as a hemp leaf with a face on grows drugs in his attic before moving onto the lawn, then to fields… and you get the idea.
Space. Exciting place isn’t it? It is full of spaceships! Explosions! Aliens! Lazers! Astronaut corpses floating aimlessly through the vacuum like weird intergalactic driftwood.
Okay, that last one wasn’t so cheery, but really, that’s what space is really like. It’s cold, unforgiving, empty and miserable (just like the hecklerspray offices). And so, it’s nice that there’s an online game to play that shares in that miserable solitude of space (though not wholly as that would be tedious) .
