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The Crappy Third Narnia Movie Is BACK ON!

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe is the most popular Narnia book because everyone loves lions and witches.

No wardrobes, though. Wardrobes can eff off. However, despite The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe‘s success, the other Narnia books are as popular as diarrhoea in a wetsuit. And that’s why Disney decided not to make the third Narnia movie, The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader.

But relax – Twentieth Century Fox has stepped in to produce The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader. You’ll see your boring film about irritating children titting about on a boat with a Jesus-lion after all!

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