Articles tagged with: Voted
Carrie Underwood Really Doesn’t Care How You Voted
A momentous, world-shaping thing happened last night - we learnt that you can put a shark into a trance by holding it upside down. Oh, and also there was something about an election. Or something. Apparently Barack Obama gets to be president of America now, and that's something we're putting down to the huge array of celebrities who endorsed him. True, Obama's lack of top-level experience may be a concern, but Barbara Streisand says he's OK, and she sang You Don't Bring Me Flowers. Ergo he's the best man for the job. Just don't tell that to Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood has got so sick of hearing celebrity political endorsements that she's ranted about it to TV Guide. And rightly so - it's wrong that celebrities get to abuse their position by publicly broadcasting their badly thought-out opinions in the mistaken belief that they're more important than everyone else. So thank you Carrie Underwood for doing, um, that exact thing.
A momentous, world-shaping thing happened last night - we learnt that you can put a shark into a trance by holding it upside down. Oh, and also there was something about an election. Or something. Apparently Barack Obama gets to be president of America now, and that's something we're putting down to the huge array of celebrities who endorsed him. True, Obama's lack of top-level experience may be a concern, but Barbara Streisand says he's OK, and she sang You Don't Bring Me Flowers. Ergo he's the best man for the job. Just don't tell that to Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood has got so sick of hearing celebrity political endorsements that she's ranted about it to TV Guide. And rightly so - it's wrong that celebrities get to abuse their position by publicly broadcasting their badly thought-out opinions in the mistaken belief that they're more important than everyone else. So thank you Carrie Underwood for doing, um, that exact thing.
Kim Kardashian In Boo Hoo Hoo Dancing With The Stars Failure
We're red-blooded men, so if there's one thing we like more than watching strangers have sex, it's watching strangers have sex and then cry. Therefore, we've decided to crown Kim Kardashian as our favourite girl in the whole wide world. Following that tape she made where she had loads of sex with that bloke, Kim Kardashian has apparently been sobbing her eyes out because she was voted off Dancing With The Stars this week. True, that means there's a full 18-month gap between Kim Kardashian having sex and Kim Kardashian crying, but we have to take what we can get. Anyway, the point is that Kim Kardashian was sad to be voted off Dancing With The Stars last night. But on the plus side, Kim can use this new free time to really try and work on closing that gap between the sex and the crying, maybe getting it down to a week or a good night's sleep.
We're red-blooded men, so if there's one thing we like more than watching strangers have sex, it's watching strangers have sex and then cry. Therefore, we've decided to crown Kim Kardashian as our favourite girl in the whole wide world. Following that tape she made where she had loads of sex with that bloke, Kim Kardashian has apparently been sobbing her eyes out because she was voted off Dancing With The Stars this week. True, that means there's a full 18-month gap between Kim Kardashian having sex and Kim Kardashian crying, but we have to take what we can get. Anyway, the point is that Kim Kardashian was sad to be voted off Dancing With The Stars last night. But on the plus side, Kim can use this new free time to really try and work on closing that gap between the sex and the crying, maybe getting it down to a week or a good night's sleep.
