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Does anybody else remember when Kate Hudson’s hair was nominated for an Oscar back in 2001.

There’s reason for that you know. It’s been enrolled in acting classes since the age of four. It’s done stage work since the age of 12, and sometime in the sixties it got its big break playing the part of Charlton Heston’s beard in that Moses movie. We believe that the hair is actually what the Israelites volunteered to follow – it emoted smoke by day and fire by night.

We know this because we’ve seen the original script. It’s quite tattered.

Normally Kate Hudson’s hair earns her nothing but accolades and free head-strokings everywhere she goes. Now though – it’s kind of gotten her into a pretty big lawsuit.

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Hey kids! Did you hear the news about the catastrophic earthquake that’s set to hit California within the next 20 years, decimating the population? That means gigantic natural disasters are back, baby!

And so let’s exploit all this impending misery with a natty online game – Volcano! In Volcano you have to lay down a pipeline that’ll transport gallons of red-hot magma from one place to another safely. Fail to complete the pipeline in the allotted time and the magma will spew out all over your nice new trousers. And, as any good good housewife will tell you, it’s a bitch trying to get magma stains out of a nice pair of slacks.

Play Volcano now