Now Charlie Sheen Uses N-Word 3 1/2 Years Ago First just let us say that watching Denise Richards' reality show has changed our life forever. Not necessarily because it gave us any sort of epiphany, or because our television glows a heavenly white light every time its on, but because 7 minutes into episode-one our colon totally blew out. We think it's because of her overall smugness. Ends up the glowing was just a regular electricity-glow. All TVs have it. But moving on to the next step in the Sheen/Richards divorce fiasco, it turns out that three years ago Charlie called Denise in a rage - a rage wherein he dropped the N-word for some reason. Would you like more specifics? Yes, we thought you might.

Hulk Hogan v John Graziano Round 4,869: Anonymous Name Calling

The story of Hulk Hogan’s idiot son destroying the life of John Graziano is one that doesn’t seem to be going away.

We presumed that once the judge had sent Nick away to prison as a consequence for turning someone in to a vegetable, that would be the last of it till his sentence ended. But that would be a naive thing to think.

Trying to use his elevated status, the Hulkster tried to pull a few strings and get a cushier prison cell for his son. Instead of being in solitary, he would hopefully spend some time with a couple of friendly rapists and murderers.

After tapes leaked on to the internet of Hulk trying to offer some decent parenting advice, there was a bit of a backlash. Poor Nick still has a lot of alone time, and Hulk looked slightly dickish. In the latest turn to this case, a new voicemail has been leaked.

This time it doesn’t come from the Hogan camp, but from the Graziano family. And we have to warn you, it is pretty shocking stuff. An awful lot of dodgy profanities and threats are made towards the Hogan family.

George Clooney! Crazy Voicemail! Police!

Last time hecklerspray got a crank call, it was an easy solve.

All we had to do was pull the string that was attached to our paper-cup earpiece and it lead us straight to Zac Efron’s mom. She was in our living room, even though clearly nobody would have let her in – after all she is a literal cow. It happened just like in Beastmaster, witches and all. Well that is certainly what it says on Zac’s Wikipedia page anyway – third paragraph down.

As we stood there watching Zac Efron’s cow mom scurry back to the field from whence she came, we couldn’t help but wonder how a major star, like say George Clooney, might handle an uncalled-for crank like that.

And the answer there is police involvement.