Articles tagged with: Vogue
Anna Wintour was the interviewee on an episode of 60 Minutes with Mike Wallace. The trendsetter did not disappoint and gave a juicy insight into what it is that makes her tick/ such an utter bitch. Now, wearing shades indoors/ being cloaked in so much fur that she has PETA in a permanent state of apoplexy/ being the alleged subject of the Hollywood movie The Devil Wears Prada, is not quite enough to get the fasionista in the headlines on just any day of the week. Nope. We only care about what she has to say when she speaks about two things dear to our hearts. Celebrities and their vaginas. Oddly, having one myself, I'm not massively impressed with tales of celebrity vag. But I gather others are, and so I thought this might be a tidbit to lock away and save for a lonely night. Eh?
Jennifer Aniston isn't someone you mess with, unless you enjoy four years of nothing followed by one sentence in a magazine. Just look at Angelina Jolie. She wronged Jennifer Aniston in the most hurtful way possible, by stealing Brad Pitt from her on the set of Mr & Mrs Smith, and now, several years later, Jennifer Aniston has decided that she's spoiling for a fight. In the new issue of Vogue, Aniston has described Angelina Jolie as "really uncool." These words are bound to upset Angelina Jolie, especially since Jennifer Aniston wasn't even talking about the Brad Pitt thing - instead she was describing Angelina's Dunlop trainers, 1980s adoption of the failed Betamax video system and her abiding love of the music of Jamiroquai. Lord knows how Angelina Jolie will react to this - chances are she's going to write the word 'SKANK' on Jennifer Aniston's geography coursebook or something.
There are two reasons why celebrities don't often complain about their lives: 1) because their lives are brilliant and 2) because it makes them look like twats if they do.
Victoria Beckham clearly wasn't sent this particular memo, though, because she's on the front cover of Vogue this month complaining about how tough it is to be her, what with all the money and fame and jewels and whatnot.
Victoria Beckham does have a point, of course - remove the giant LA mansion and husband who earns close to a million dollars a week and what are you left with? A scrawny orange twig with a speaking voice like a narcoleptic hairdresser and a face that looks like it was caught in a lift. So on this basis, yes, Victoria Beckham has got plenty to whinge about.
Madonna is a complicated woman. In fact - some might say she's a whole bunch of women stuffed together under one great big cone-shaped bra.
There's the rock star Madonna that puts out movies about gay men tonguing empty bottles of coke, and there's the globally-conscious Madonna that probably reduces green house emissions by reading with only natural light, or by the light emitted from burning servants.
Then there's rural Madonna - all she wants to do is raise animals on a farm somewhere in England. Problem is rural Madonna seems to have been quite intertwined with eccentric fashion designer Madonna, because she's recently changed the colours of several animals she's raising to look like a ROY G BIV diagram, and animal rights folk are up in arms.
