Malia and Sasha Obama are lucky kids – first they get a puppy and now they get to hang out with a raspy, prematurely sexual 16-year-old. Cuh!

In what’s being seen as a clever move to remind them that they’re not as important as they think they are, Barack Obama‘s two daughters have been invited to meet the one man on earth who’s more powerful than their own father – Billy Ray Cyrus.

Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Malia and Sasha Obama to visit the set of Hannah Montana, and he’s positive that they’ll accept. After all, Sasha Obama is only a few ears away from reaching that important ‘taking photos of yourself in your underwear and plastering them all over the internet’ phase of her childhood and, by meeting Miley Cyrus, she’ll be getting tips from a veteran.

Now that Malia and Sasha Obama are the first children of America, it’s time they started to embody the character of the country they now internationally represent. That means that one of them has to pose on the front of a glossy magazine in a sexually-provocative way, the other one will have to find a much older boyfriend with a wildly inappropriate job, and if they could also both post candid photos of themselves on the internet and/or get pregnant from a boy they met in church while they’re still at school, then that’d be just dandy.

That’s a lot to ask for the Obama kids, we know – just a few months ago it became clear they were only at the ‘adorably talking about ice cream‘ stage of their development, and that’s no good at all. What Barack Obama’s daughters need is a lesson from an expert in uncomfortably-sexualised teenagers, and there’s no greater expert than Miley Cyrus.

So it’s just as well that Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have decided to do the decent thing and invite Malia and Sasha Obama to the set of Hannah Montana, as MSNBC reports:

Billy Ray Cyrus told Access Hollywood that “Hannah” might get a visit from future first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama. “They probably will. The invitation is there,” Miley’s dad said. “The ‘Hannah Montana’ film comes out in April. Maybe something might happen around then. Maybe not. I don’t know… I have got to keep a secret.”

Reading that statement back, the message is loud and clear – there’s a Hannah Montana movie coming out in April. Also, something about Barack Obama. We lost concentration at that point. A Hannah Montana movie! Woo!

Should they accept the invitation, we’re sure that Malia and Sasha Obama will feel right at home. After all, both Miley Cyrus and the Obama kids now live in a fishbowl – figuratively in Miley’s case and, for the Obamas, a literal five-inch thick bulletproof fishbowl issued by the secret service.

Also, while Malia and Sasha’s father is now the leader of the free world, Miley’s dad has facial hair that makes his mouth look like a vagina. We could go on.

However, we’re sure that the Hannah Montana visit will be completely beneficial for the Obama children. If nothing else, once it’s over they’ll be completely proficient at worming money out of tired old institutions. What more could they possibly ask for?

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The bond between a mother and her children is incredibly strong – how else will the kids learn how to forget to put knickers on and have distressing roadside breakdowns in front of the world's media?

That's why it's so important that Britney Spears gets to see her two children. And that's what she's done – after seeing the kids for the first time in two months on Saturday, Britney Spears got to spend time with the children again yesterday.

That's wonderful news – not only will time with her children speed Britney Spears' recovery, but everyone knows that there's no happier time than when two innocent children get to spend quality time with their mentally unwell mother, her father, a court-appointed monitor, a psychologist, a lawyer and one of their father's bodyguards. It'll make quite the Christmas card come December.

Although we've had our differences in the past, we're honestly thrilled to see that Jamie Spears' ongoing conservatorship has forced Britney Spears into slowly getting well enough to become the old Britney Spears, the Britney who puked on boys, exposed her ladyparts at every opportunity and smeared dogshit on designer dresses while absent-mindedly pawing at her crotch but fell short of full-blown mental illness.

And a big part of that recovery involves Britney Spears getting to see her kids. Ever since Britney lost custody of her kids in October – and especially since she lost all visitations rights in January when she was carted off to the brain hospital – Britney Spears lost her one remaining responsibility. Unless you count weeping uncontrollably as a responsibility, which frankly we don't. 

And although Britney Spears tried replacing her children with a variety of substitutes, like creepy married British photographers and a terrified-looking puppy, it was obviously only going to take a visit from her children to bring Britney Spears back down to Earth. And, as we reported yesterday, that happened this weekend when Britney got to see her kids for the first time in seven weeks.

The visit must have gone well, because yesterday Britney Spears got to see her kids again. E! Online reports:

After not seeing her boys for almost two months, Britney Spears has scored her second face-to-face visit in the past three days. The embattled pop star received another in-home visit from one-year-old Jayden James and two-year-old Sean Preston on Monday, E! News has confirmed. The kids were again shuttled to Spears' home in Kevin Federline's gray Dodge Viper truck, driven by Federline's longtime security guard, at around 9 a.m. They departed shortly after noon.

Unless Britney Spears does something awful, like chew through her leash and make a lunge at Sean Preston, it seems to us that these visits will become a regular occurrence. And that's bound to be helpful for Britney Spears' progress – surrounded by family and out the way of the media, all the ingredients to make sure that Britney gets well safely and quickly are in place.

And this situation has to suit Sean Preston and Jayden James, too – after all, the more time they spend around their mother, the more of the Spears trademark charm is going to rub off on them. And, seriously, who wouldn't want that?

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