Malia and Sasha Obama are lucky kids – first they get a puppy and now they get to hang out with a raspy, prematurely sexual 16-year-old. Cuh!
In what’s being seen as a clever move to remind them that they’re not as important as they think they are, Barack Obama‘s two daughters have been invited to meet the one man on earth who’s more powerful than their own father – Billy Ray Cyrus.
Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Malia and Sasha Obama to visit the set of Hannah Montana, and he’s positive that they’ll accept. After all, Sasha Obama is only a few ears away from reaching that important ‘taking photos of yourself in your underwear and plastering them all over the internet’ phase of her childhood and, by meeting Miley Cyrus, she’ll be getting tips from a veteran.
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The bond between a mother and her children is incredibly strong – how else will the kids learn how to forget to put knickers on and have distressing roadside breakdowns in front of the world's media?
That's why it's so important that Britney Spears gets to see her two children. And that's what she's done – after seeing the kids for the first time in two months on Saturday, Britney Spears got to spend time with the children again yesterday.
That's wonderful news – not only will time with her children speed Britney Spears' recovery, but everyone knows that there's no happier time than when two innocent children get to spend quality time with their mentally unwell mother, her father, a court-appointed monitor, a psychologist, a lawyer and one of their father's bodyguards. It'll make quite the Christmas card come December.
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