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When Vatican City was established by a treaty between blah blah blah and blah blah blah way back in 1929, well – they may as well have not even bothered. That’s because according to a small group of believers – the whole thing is going to topple to the ground this coming Wednesday.

We don’t really buy it though. After all, the thing has already withstood the rapture, why would it crumble down now?

Because the Virgin Mary said it would in a vision to three children, that’s why.

Ahem.

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As her stints on How I Met Your Mother proved, Britney Spears’ love of acting is almost as huge as everyone else’s ambivalence to it.

And now that she’s a successful singer once again, it’s only natural that Britney Spears will start looking for more ways to showcase her unique acting abilities, too. But that movie won’t be Sweet Baby Jesus, the film where Britney Spears was rumoured to be playing the Virgin Mary.

But now it’s been revealed that Britney Spears will no longer be the Virgin Mary. And we won’t lie to you – we’re relieved. Because if Britney Spears is the Virgin Mary, then it’d sort of mean that Kevin Federline was God. And that would mean that heaven is a shabby trailer with the video to Popozao playing on an unstoppable loop on a giant plasma screen that you can’t ever look away from. And all the angels have cornrows and smell a bit.

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As her stints on How I Met Your Mother proved, Britney Spears' love of acting is almost as huge as everyone else's ambivalence to it. And now that she's a successful singer once again, it's only natural that Britney Spears will start looking for more ways to showcase her unique acting abilities, too. But that movie won't be Sweet Baby Jesus, the film where Britney Spears was rumoured to be playing the Virgin Mary. But now it's been revealed that Britney Spears will no longer be the Virgin Mary. And we won't lie to you - we're relieved. Because if Britney Spears is the Virgin Mary, then it'd sort of mean that Kevin Federline was God. And that would mean that heaven is a shabby trailer with the video to Popozao playing on an unstoppable loop on a giant plasma screen that you can't ever look away from. And all the angels have cornrows and smell a bit.